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Spike's Bitches 43: Who am I kidding? I love to brag.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Hil R. - Jan 31, 2009 7:13:26 pm PST #9745 of 10000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I still haven't looked up "two girls, one cup."


sj - Jan 31, 2009 7:14:06 pm PST #9746 of 10000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I will.not.google. I've learned my lesson in the past.


Fay - Jan 31, 2009 7:18:13 pm PST #9747 of 10000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Hil, I say with absolute sincerity that your choice is a wise one.


SuziQ - Jan 31, 2009 7:39:32 pm PST #9748 of 10000
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

I regret learning about that one.

A while back I was talking with K-Bug, her bf, and my nephew, who was on leave from the Navy. Somehow he made an off hand comment about "two girls, one cup" and I made an ewwww gross response. Well all three of them were shocked that I knew what he was talking about - talk about awkward moment.


Burrell - Jan 31, 2009 8:38:15 pm PST #9749 of 10000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Already knowing what I'd find, I can positively assert I'll never look up "two girls, one cup." I have no idea what a plate job is, but I think as long as all I'd hit on would be a definition, not a demonstration, I could handle it.


Fay - Jan 31, 2009 10:12:04 pm PST #9750 of 10000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Ah,no - I should have clarified that it was only the definition that I encountered. But it's one of those things - like the bit with the rat in American Psycho, or the maggots in The Wasp Factory, that I really didn't need to have in my brain.


Sean K - Jan 31, 2009 11:38:22 pm PST #9751 of 10000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I just started reading Wasp Factory. Nice to know I have something to do with maggots to look forward to. I'm only a chapter and a half in, and all there's been so far is delicious menace.


Fay - Feb 01, 2009 12:38:36 am PST #9752 of 10000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

I think Iain (M) Banks is quite possibly my favourite writer, and I think The Wasp Factory is a very self-assured first novel. And I wouldn't have Banks any other way than twisted. But, yeah, it was one of those moments of OMGWTF, for sure.

I've just bought Dead Air of his, one of the few I've not read. Some of his books are less stellar than others, but overall there's a tremendous wealth of wit, creativity, perversity and just fabulousness, imho. (Also, he's a cracking public speaker - v. v. funny indeed.)


vw bug - Feb 01, 2009 2:59:48 am PST #9753 of 10000
Mostly lurking...

I will also not google. I have refrained in the past, and I will refrain again. Really. See me not looking.

sj, I'm sorry I missed you! I ran out to buy some soup, then didn't get back on the computer again all night. I'm on now, though.


Laura - Feb 01, 2009 5:01:42 am PST #9754 of 10000
Our wings are not tired.

I have learned my lesson and will not google. I appreciate being told not to look.