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I regret learning about that one.
A while back I was talking with K-Bug, her bf, and my nephew, who was on leave from the Navy. Somehow he made an off hand comment about "two girls, one cup" and I made an ewwww gross response. Well all three of them were shocked that I knew what he was talking about - talk about awkward moment.
Already knowing what I'd find, I can positively assert I'll never look up "two girls, one cup." I have no idea what a plate job is, but I think as long as all I'd hit on would be a definition, not a demonstration, I could handle it.
Ah,no - I should have clarified that it was only the definition that I encountered. But it's one of those things - like the bit with the rat in American Psycho, or the maggots in The Wasp Factory, that I really didn't need to have in my brain.
I just started reading Wasp Factory. Nice to know I have something to do with maggots to look forward to. I'm only a chapter and a half in, and all there's been so far is delicious menace.
I think Iain (M) Banks is quite possibly my favourite writer, and I think The Wasp Factory is a very self-assured first novel. And I wouldn't have Banks any other way than twisted. But, yeah, it was one of those moments of OMGWTF, for sure.
I've just bought Dead Air of his, one of the few I've not read. Some of his books are less stellar than others, but overall there's a tremendous wealth of wit, creativity, perversity and just fabulousness, imho. (Also, he's a cracking public speaker - v. v. funny indeed.)
I will also not google. I have refrained in the past, and I will refrain again. Really. See me not looking.
sj, I'm sorry I missed you! I ran out to buy some soup, then didn't get back on the computer again all night. I'm on now, though.
I have learned my lesson and will not google. I appreciate being told not to look.
I found it sufficiently disgusting to loop back round to leaving me blank. Yet tubgirl distresses me. Go figure.
The hazards of typos. The AP had this headline online this morning:
Israel threatens respose to new militant rockets
My brain read it as "repose" and wondered how you threaten it.
On the other hand {{{Shir}}} if the craxy is starting again, so soon.
I am very sorry I googled "two girls". Although it did make me look fairly hip with my brother and his friends at a wedding.
For that reason, I not googling and am putting down the Iphone now.