Oh, I wish those council guys would let me have an hour alone in the room with her, if I was larger and had grenades.

Willow ,'Storyteller'


Spike's Bitches 43: Who am I kidding? I love to brag.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


omnis_audis - Jan 16, 2009 8:18:44 am PST #8004 of 10000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

It's Friday and BSG premieres tonight! Woot!
Don't forget about Friday Night Lights re-premiering on regular TV tonight too.

With all the health issues being talked about, my crazy overstuffed sinus sound so tame and mild. Health~ma to everyone.

And keep warm, by any means. And by any means, I mean sex.
From your lips to god's ears. I'm freezing my cajones off here. Your method of warmth would be a welcome relief in so many ways.

Kill me now. Or send some sex. Or food. Or the 4th season of Dr. Who. Answering the later request will dismiss the first three ones.
Not gonna do 1. Would be interested in 2. Already did 3. Won't do 4 if it negates 2. But if someone sends you 2, I'd love to learn how that works, cuz I'd subscribe to that.

not here. really. I'm working on the bible show. I'm thinking biblical thoughts. really. swear.


Connie Neil - Jan 16, 2009 8:20:36 am PST #8005 of 10000
brillig

I'm thinking biblical thoughts

Omnis is always interested in learning about thing, biblically.


Shir - Jan 16, 2009 8:31:59 am PST #8006 of 10000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Oh, good luck with those wisdom teeth!

Also, gotta love a man who knows his bible. IJS. I always had a thing for once-religious-now-all-secular-Jewish-boys.

And again, if you want me to leave dirty messages in biblical Hebrew on your answering machine at work so the Rabbi will blush, I'd do so. But I'm not sure I'll be able to do that without giggling.

Didn't start with any of those paper. Much rather start with Dr. Who (given that I just noticed that in Hebrew "start with" also means "make a move on", I'd say it's definitely a single winter in here).


Cass - Jan 16, 2009 8:39:05 am PST #8007 of 10000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

The heck with engine size and handling and all that folderol

I think my soul just died a little, Scrappy.


omnis_audis - Jan 16, 2009 8:41:05 am PST #8008 of 10000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

I always had a thing for once-religious-now-all-secular-Jewish-boys.
:: shakes fist at fathers family for raising me Catholic ::

And again, if you want me to leave dirty messages in biblical Hebrew on your answering machine at work so the Rabbi will blush, I'd do so. But I'm not sure I'll be able to do that without giggling.
Go ahead! I'm in the theater all week, so I won't be answering the phone anytime soon. Giggle away! :)

Didn't start with any of those paper.
Get to work! Study! Get educated!


Shir - Jan 16, 2009 8:44:08 am PST #8009 of 10000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Go ahead!

Interesting. You know that the biggest reason I won't do that is because I'm terrified of leaving the message on the wrong answering machine? Also, I don't know the rabbi's sense of humor.

Get to work! Study! Get educated!

I did so for the past 5 days! Can't I get a break?


omnis_audis - Jan 16, 2009 8:52:57 am PST #8010 of 10000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Interesting. You know that the biggest reason I won't do that is because I'm terrified of leaving the message on the wrong answering machine? Also, I don't know the rabbi's sense of humor.
You (barely) know my voice now. And I think my outgoing message is me talking fast like you love. In all honesty, the odds of the Rabbi hearing it, are slim. It'd be more likely the Stage Manager, who would be all "oh my" depending on how blushy it is. Which would have a certain entertainment value on it's own.

Get to work! Study! Get educated!

I did so for the past 5 days! Can't I get a break?
Here in the US, students get these prolonged breaks for summer, and the holidays, and spring. Weeks at a time. Do they not do that in Israel?


Shir - Jan 16, 2009 9:04:12 am PST #8011 of 10000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Which would have a certain entertainment value on it's own.

OK, OK!

Do they not do that in Israel?

The idea of semester breaks here is a break from school, on which you get lots of tests and papers to write.


Shir - Jan 16, 2009 9:04:35 am PST #8012 of 10000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

And oh, Kristin. I'm so sorry.


sj - Jan 16, 2009 9:06:17 am PST #8013 of 10000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

{{{{{Kristin}}}}} I'm so very sorry.