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omnis_audis - Jan 16, 2009 8:41:05 am PST #8008 of 10000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

I always had a thing for once-religious-now-all-secular-Jewish-boys.
:: shakes fist at fathers family for raising me Catholic ::

And again, if you want me to leave dirty messages in biblical Hebrew on your answering machine at work so the Rabbi will blush, I'd do so. But I'm not sure I'll be able to do that without giggling.
Go ahead! I'm in the theater all week, so I won't be answering the phone anytime soon. Giggle away! :)

Didn't start with any of those paper.
Get to work! Study! Get educated!

Shir - Jan 16, 2009 8:44:08 am PST #8009 of 10000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Go ahead!

Interesting. You know that the biggest reason I won't do that is because I'm terrified of leaving the message on the wrong answering machine? Also, I don't know the rabbi's sense of humor.

Get to work! Study! Get educated!

I did so for the past 5 days! Can't I get a break?

omnis_audis - Jan 16, 2009 8:52:57 am PST #8010 of 10000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Interesting. You know that the biggest reason I won't do that is because I'm terrified of leaving the message on the wrong answering machine? Also, I don't know the rabbi's sense of humor.
You (barely) know my voice now. And I think my outgoing message is me talking fast like you love. In all honesty, the odds of the Rabbi hearing it, are slim. It'd be more likely the Stage Manager, who would be all "oh my" depending on how blushy it is. Which would have a certain entertainment value on it's own.

Get to work! Study! Get educated!

I did so for the past 5 days! Can't I get a break?
Here in the US, students get these prolonged breaks for summer, and the holidays, and spring. Weeks at a time. Do they not do that in Israel?

Shir - Jan 16, 2009 9:04:12 am PST #8011 of 10000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Which would have a certain entertainment value on it's own.

OK, OK!

Do they not do that in Israel?

The idea of semester breaks here is a break from school, on which you get lots of tests and papers to write.

Shir - Jan 16, 2009 9:04:35 am PST #8012 of 10000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

And oh, Kristin. I'm so sorry.

sj - Jan 16, 2009 9:06:17 am PST #8013 of 10000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

{{{{{Kristin}}}}} I'm so very sorry.

DCJensen - Jan 16, 2009 9:13:06 am PST #8014 of 10000
All is well that ends in pizza.

{{{Kristin}}}

Glamcookie - Jan 16, 2009 9:14:01 am PST #8015 of 10000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Oh God, Kristin. I'm so sorry to hear this. How horrible.

DCJensen - Jan 16, 2009 9:15:17 am PST #8016 of 10000
All is well that ends in pizza.

To celebrate the temperature getting above zero, a group of crows just outside the window started cackling.

Harvey the cat went from "asleep on daddy's shoulder" to the window in a flash.

omnis_audis - Jan 16, 2009 9:15:23 am PST #8017 of 10000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Peace and strength~ma for the family, school, and you Kristin! {{{{ Kristin }}}}

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