Interesting. You know that the biggest reason I won't do that is because I'm terrified of leaving the message on the wrong answering machine? Also, I don't know the rabbi's sense of humor.You (barely) know my voice now. And I think my outgoing message is me talking fast like you love. In all honesty, the odds of the Rabbi hearing it, are slim. It'd be more likely the Stage Manager, who would be all "oh my" depending on how blushy it is. Which would have a certain entertainment value on it's own.
Get to work! Study! Get educated!
I did so for the past 5 days! Can't I get a break?Here in the US, students get these prolonged breaks for summer, and the holidays, and spring. Weeks at a time. Do they not do that in Israel?