The evil manager of the BBQ place gave me free hush puppies. I cannot stop nomming them... nom nom nom
Spike's Bitches 43: Who am I kidding? I love to brag.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
You taunting taunter, Laga.
I wish I could stuff them through the tubes to you. I said, I will be nice and take these home to D. Now there's only four left... make that three.
Black Forest Cookies sound delicious.
I have Masterpiece Contemporary on. . . but I am mostly just listening to it distractedly.
I hope that not all of their pieces will be as depressing as this one and the first one.
I said, I will be nice and take these home to D. Now there's only four left... make that three.
If you did not say it out loud where D can hear you, it's ok to eat them all. Besides, isn't three ... wait, is that two now? hush puppies just another way to taunt him?
I washed my hands twice and my fingers smell like lubricant... and not in a fun way. I was trying to get things unstuck and they're still stuck and now I have stinky fingers. pooh.
I shall never mention the free and now extinct hush puppies to D.
Work was actual work, in a fun sort of way: there was a Fall Dance for developmentally disabled adults today.
This made me giggle. Because I am evil. And thought about this old SNL sketch Kensington Dance Theatre For the Blind
It's a good thing I'm on my extended lunch break in uni, or else I'd have to choke you all with your food stories. No, actually - I do want to taste everything you wrote about, and I reckon you all have to be alive for that. Plus, who am I gonna tell what I ate (oh, how very lj of me...) if you weren't alive and breathing?
I'll probably just buy myself a brownie on my way to anthropology class, but I'm sure it won't be as good as onmis' brownies.
Speaking of which - omnis, wow, if you really wanna go through all this - unlike the lovely, orthodox Nilly, I'm mostly secular and don't really follow any kosher regulations. I am, however, vegetarian (12 years and going).
Much ~ma to all who need it.
This made me giggle. Because I am evil. And thought about this old SNL sketch Kensington Dance Theatre For the Blind
Snerk.
Wow, that was a lot of posts to catch up. {{Bitches}}
I'm working from home today so that I can focus on drowning out a cold trying to take over my chest, head, and throat.
Since I am home I was watching Morning Joe and was very amused to see the host say 'Fuck You' on camera. As you know, I pretty much have never cursed, but it was just funny that he had no clue that he did it as all around him were choking. He a bit later got a text from his wife reminding him that his child watches him. Funny, and You Tube already has it up. [link]
Also, the last 50 or so posts make me want to start baking.