I wish I could stuff them through the tubes to you. I said, I will be nice and take these home to D. Now there's only four left... make that three.
Spike's Bitches 43: Who am I kidding? I love to brag.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Black Forest Cookies sound delicious.
I have Masterpiece Contemporary on. . . but I am mostly just listening to it distractedly.
I hope that not all of their pieces will be as depressing as this one and the first one.
I said, I will be nice and take these home to D. Now there's only four left... make that three.
If you did not say it out loud where D can hear you, it's ok to eat them all. Besides, isn't three ... wait, is that two now? hush puppies just another way to taunt him?
I washed my hands twice and my fingers smell like lubricant... and not in a fun way. I was trying to get things unstuck and they're still stuck and now I have stinky fingers. pooh.
I shall never mention the free and now extinct hush puppies to D.
Work was actual work, in a fun sort of way: there was a Fall Dance for developmentally disabled adults today.
This made me giggle. Because I am evil. And thought about this old SNL sketch Kensington Dance Theatre For the Blind
It's a good thing I'm on my extended lunch break in uni, or else I'd have to choke you all with your food stories. No, actually - I do want to taste everything you wrote about, and I reckon you all have to be alive for that. Plus, who am I gonna tell what I ate (oh, how very lj of me...) if you weren't alive and breathing?
I'll probably just buy myself a brownie on my way to anthropology class, but I'm sure it won't be as good as onmis' brownies.
Speaking of which - omnis, wow, if you really wanna go through all this - unlike the lovely, orthodox Nilly, I'm mostly secular and don't really follow any kosher regulations. I am, however, vegetarian (12 years and going).
Much ~ma to all who need it.
This made me giggle. Because I am evil. And thought about this old SNL sketch Kensington Dance Theatre For the Blind
Snerk.
Wow, that was a lot of posts to catch up. {{Bitches}}
I'm working from home today so that I can focus on drowning out a cold trying to take over my chest, head, and throat.
Since I am home I was watching Morning Joe and was very amused to see the host say 'Fuck You' on camera. As you know, I pretty much have never cursed, but it was just funny that he had no clue that he did it as all around him were choking. He a bit later got a text from his wife reminding him that his child watches him. Funny, and You Tube already has it up. [link]
Also, the last 50 or so posts make me want to start baking.
Ugh. Joe was up until 4am emptying the contents of his tummy, which considering that he started at about 7:45 last night, wasn't much. I missed class this morning, Emeline missed the bus. It's been a whackadoo morning.
Which is all to say, Guh-Ronk.
Oh, Laura, that was funny!