I skipped all to say...
I HAVE MOTHERFUCKING HEAD LICE!!!!
IIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I skipped all to say...
I HAVE MOTHERFUCKING HEAD LICE!!!!
IIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok, to shower now to wash of the LouseDeathShampoo. And scour my body about a zillion times.
Gah.
~ma to you, brenda.
Oh noes, Erin!
Hella oh noes.
The joys of working in a shelter. I've worked in shelter that have had outbreaks before, and with kids at school, but I've never caught 'em. Now apparently, they are gamboling merrily all through my hair.
DIE LICE DIE
~ma, brenda.
Poor Erin!
~ma Brenda!
Oh, Erin, that sucks!! Ack!! (now my own head is all itchy, just thinking about it!)
Yeah, well, I am all washed, but I think I'm going to have to take my wet head and my nit comb back to work, because I simply can't do the back of my head myself.
Ok, all! Me and my wet head are going out in 30 degree weather to stop by Walgreen's to get LICE SPRAY and head back to work to be combed out like a gibbon.
Good times! And tonight will be magical do all my laundry and spray the whole louse with delouser. Why can't it come in a relaxing lavender scent?!
spray the whole louse
(quoted for typo)