She just... she just did the math.

Kaylee ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 43: Who am I kidding? I love to brag.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


meara - Jan 08, 2009 6:29:40 am PST #7272 of 10000

Oh, Erin, that sucks!! Ack!! (now my own head is all itchy, just thinking about it!)


Strix - Jan 08, 2009 6:35:19 am PST #7273 of 10000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Yeah, well, I am all washed, but I think I'm going to have to take my wet head and my nit comb back to work, because I simply can't do the back of my head myself.


Strix - Jan 08, 2009 6:40:46 am PST #7274 of 10000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Ok, all! Me and my wet head are going out in 30 degree weather to stop by Walgreen's to get LICE SPRAY and head back to work to be combed out like a gibbon.

Good times! And tonight will be magical do all my laundry and spray the whole louse with delouser. Why can't it come in a relaxing lavender scent?!


amych - Jan 08, 2009 6:42:13 am PST #7275 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

spray the whole louse

(quoted for typo)


DavidS - Jan 08, 2009 6:58:12 am PST #7276 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Poor, lousy Erin!

The shorter bob you just got will help, since shoulder length hair often transmits it to clothes and then picks eggs back up again.

Emmett's had lice twice in his li'l kid days. It's not uncommon out here because of the sandy soil.


Calli - Jan 08, 2009 6:59:15 am PST #7277 of 10000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Emmett's had lice twice in his li'l kid days. It's not uncommon out here because of the sandy soil.

I'm picturing a bunch of toddlers with their heads in the sand, like ostriches. That's probably not the connection, though.


DavidS - Jan 08, 2009 7:08:35 am PST #7278 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

That's probably not the connection, though.

No but it's a good image! Maybe I've got it wrong. I know sandy soil is conducive to fleas, but I think it's also indicated for lice. Anyway, most of the parents I know in the Bay Area have had to deal with it at least once with their kids. I mean, we don't have a lot of bugs out here. Practically no roaches. But lice we got.


Scrappy - Jan 08, 2009 7:09:50 am PST #7279 of 10000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

IIRC, lice shampoo does make the hair very shiny and pretty. So one looks good while muttering imprecations and cleaning and laundering everything.


omnis_audis - Jan 08, 2009 7:12:58 am PST #7280 of 10000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

And count me among the women who have enjoyed omnis hugging, though it was the affectionate hugging of dear friends rather than a love interest. He's very huggable. Also very smart, kind, responsible, and terribly romantic at heart. He's a fine catch for some lucky lady. They just have to find each other.
:: BLUSH ::

Can I quote that into Match.com? ;)

So, I think I'm going to buy a shotgun and hunt insomnia fairies. That bitch was with me all night again. 3 nights in a row of no deep sleep REM stuff. Grrr. Anyone wanna join the hunting party? I promise, no Cheney in the group, so we should be safe.


juliana - Jan 08, 2009 7:18:34 am PST #7281 of 10000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

By sportbike, do you mean the ones I know as crotchrockets?

Yup.

No, it was the traditional, Harley style kind, IIRC.

(Cruiser.) Huh. I still have no idea a) how one could do that effectively, and b) why this person has not yet won a Darwin award.

ERIN! Poor You!