If your authority resides in the size of your font?
... then I have probably worked for you at some point.
Mal: Zoe, why do I have a wife? Jayne: You got a wife? All I got is that dumbass stick sounds like its raining. How come you got a wife?
'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Spike's Bitches 43: Who am I kidding? I love to brag.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
amych - Jan 02, 2009 1:29:15 pm PST #6673 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Steph L. - Jan 02, 2009 1:29:22 pm PST #6674 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Another BDSM language oddity that I also loathe is when submissives/slaves refer to themselves in the third person. It *barely* worked for Caesar and Bob Dole; it ain't going to work for you.
...don't they all just end up sounding like Smeagol?
Ahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!
beekaytee - Jan 02, 2009 1:31:02 pm PST #6675 of 10000
Compassionately intolerant
Fay, you crack me up.
Connie Neil - Jan 02, 2009 1:36:11 pm PST #6676 of 10000
brillig
I'd be such a wretched submissive, unless I could be the kind that sneered at everyone who wasn't my alleged master and me, who was obvious superior because I was with Alleged Master. Everyone else would be dirt.
Steph L. - Jan 02, 2009 1:42:19 pm PST #6677 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism
I'd be such a wretched submissive, unless I could be the kind that sneered at everyone who wasn't my alleged master and me, who was obvious superior because I was with Alleged Master. Everyone else would be dirt.
Some couples/households are like this. Some households have one master, and an "alpha" submissive, who is submissive only to the master but is dominant to the other submissives.
I'd need a flow chart.
Given that The Boy and I are both switches, we have been known to flip a coin. Seriously.
Barb - Jan 02, 2009 1:43:39 pm PST #6678 of 10000
“Not dead yet!”
I am making up silly D/s names in my head now and giggling. I blame Sir Mix-A-Lot and y'all.
"Hi. I'm Sir Likes Big Butts."
Sorry. The mind just went there.
Cass - Jan 02, 2009 1:52:53 pm PST #6679 of 10000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
Oh, Barb, not the only one. I mean, I felt shame when I typed it but I still hit post...
Given that The Boy and I are both switches, we have been known to flip a coin. Seriously.
Tails is?
Steph L. - Jan 02, 2009 1:54:49 pm PST #6680 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Given that The Boy and I are both switches, we have been known to flip a coin. Seriously.
Tails is?
::snerk:: Whoever calls it usually goes with heads = I'm on top, tails = you're on top.
Connie Neil - Jan 02, 2009 1:56:52 pm PST #6681 of 10000
brillig
Given that The Boy and I are both switches, we have been known to flip a coin
How--unrespectful of the traditions! Gasp! How lacking in ceremony!
How sensible.
Fay - Jan 02, 2009 1:59:57 pm PST #6682 of 10000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
Sir Tenly-Knot.
Sir Cumfrance.
Sir Endipity.
Sir Enity.
Sir Lee.
Sir Face.
Sir Cyular.
Sir Pentine.
....okay, stopping now.