Another BDSM language oddity that I also loathe is when submissives/slaves refer to themselves in the third person. It *barely* worked for Caesar and Bob Dole; it ain't going to work for you.

...don't they all just end up sounding like Smeagol?

Ahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fay, you crack me up.

I'd be such a wretched submissive, unless I could be the kind that sneered at everyone who wasn't my alleged master and me, who was obvious superior because I was with Alleged Master. Everyone else would be dirt.

I'd be such a wretched submissive, unless I could be the kind that sneered at everyone who wasn't my alleged master and me, who was obvious superior because I was with Alleged Master. Everyone else would be dirt.

Some couples/households are like this. Some households have one master, and an "alpha" submissive, who is submissive only to the master but is dominant to the other submissives.

I'd need a flow chart.

Given that The Boy and I are both switches, we have been known to flip a coin. Seriously.

I am making up silly D/s names in my head now and giggling. I blame Sir Mix-A-Lot and y'all.

"Hi. I'm Sir Likes Big Butts."

Sorry. The mind just went there.

Oh, Barb, not the only one. I mean, I felt shame when I typed it but I still hit post...

Given that The Boy and I are both switches, we have been known to flip a coin. Seriously.

Tails is?

Given that The Boy and I are both switches, we have been known to flip a coin. Seriously.

Tails is?

::snerk:: Whoever calls it usually goes with heads = I'm on top, tails = you're on top.

Given that The Boy and I are both switches, we have been known to flip a coin

How--unrespectful of the traditions! Gasp! How lacking in ceremony!

How sensible.

Sir Tenly-Knot.

Sir Cumfrance.

Sir Endipity.

Sir Enity.

Sir Lee.

Sir Face.

Sir Cyular.

Sir Pentine.

....okay, stopping now.

....okay, stopping now.

Good. Because the dogs are starting with the worried gazes.