Mal: You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you here looking at me like I owe him something? Jayne: Wishing I could, Captain.

'Jaynestown'


Spike's Bitches 43: Who am I kidding? I love to brag.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Connie Neil - Jan 02, 2009 1:56:52 pm PST #6681 of 10000
brillig

Given that The Boy and I are both switches, we have been known to flip a coin

How--unrespectful of the traditions! Gasp! How lacking in ceremony!

How sensible.


Fay - Jan 02, 2009 1:59:57 pm PST #6682 of 10000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Sir Tenly-Knot.

Sir Cumfrance.

Sir Endipity.

Sir Enity.

Sir Lee.

Sir Face.

Sir Cyular.

Sir Pentine.

....okay, stopping now.


Barb - Jan 02, 2009 2:01:07 pm PST #6683 of 10000
“Not dead yet!”

....okay, stopping now.

Good. Because the dogs are starting with the worried gazes.


Sean K - Jan 02, 2009 2:02:47 pm PST #6684 of 10000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Um, Tep? I can only assume that, because you capitalized it, Gunga Din is a dom's name?

Because that seems like a very odd/counter-intuitive choice to me. Wasn't Gunga Din a servant in the poem?

Ooops. I didn't explain properly. That's part of why I laughed. (The other part being, oh god, why do doms try to make themselves sound lofty with weird-ass names?

Well, you would have had company in laughter, had I been there. I probably would have been incapable of refraining from saying something like "I think you meant to pick the name Genghis Khan. One was a warlord, one was a water bearer whose master whipped and beat him. I think you wanted the other one."


beth b - Jan 02, 2009 2:06:11 pm PST #6685 of 10000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

DH is talking music theory with a 17yr old female neighbor. dominant and sub-dominant keep coming up in conversation . and the word tonic does nothing to my 12 yr old brain but add a G&T to the mix.

really, there is no laughing.


Fay - Jan 02, 2009 2:07:52 pm PST #6686 of 10000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

"I think you meant to pick the name Genghis Khan. One was a warlord, one was a water bearer whose master whipped and beat him. I think you wanted the other one."

Aha! You reckon that's where they were going with that? Because I have to say, I was just baffled by the logic. But I could see this rationale. Hmm.


Sean K - Jan 02, 2009 2:13:22 pm PST #6687 of 10000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I think someone with a poor grasp of history and literature could easily confuse those two names, yes.


Steph L. - Jan 02, 2009 2:13:28 pm PST #6688 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Given that The Boy and I are both switches, we have been known to flip a coin

How--unrespectful of the traditions! Gasp! How lacking in ceremony!

How sensible.

We're kind of anarchist, weird-ass switches. It usually works out.

Sir Lee.

This is beautiful in its simplicity.


Nora Deirdre - Jan 02, 2009 2:45:12 pm PST #6689 of 10000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Hm. What should I do for dinner? I begged off family time and am in my room. My 2 options as I see them:

1) Room Service
Pros:

  • don't have to leave the room, and I am damn tired
  • charge would go on the room, which is going to be taken care of by my aunt.

Cons:

  • Have eaten a LOT of room service or in the hotel restaurant
  • The bartender/room service order taker I think has a crush on me which is starting to make me uncomfortable

2) Aladdin across the street takeout.
Pros:

  • not room service!
  • food looks yummy

Cons:

  • I would have to, like, leave my hotel room.

Thoughts??


Cashmere - Jan 02, 2009 2:46:16 pm PST #6690 of 10000
Now tagless for your comfort.

Teppy, if you lack a coin, you guys can always do paper, rock, scissors. That's our mode of decision making.

I just had ANOTHER piece of chocolate sheet cake. I gotta get this shit out of the house.