Well, you'd better not be thinking what I think you're thinking, because my answer is the same as always — no threesomes unless it's boy-boy-girl. Or Charlize Theron.

Harmony ,'First Date'


Spike's Bitches 43: Who am I kidding? I love to brag.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Laura - Jan 02, 2009 1:17:36 pm PST #6669 of 10000
Our wings are not tired.

Are you sure you don't mean B/buffistas? Can't hurt to be too careful there.

snicker

Y'all are quite entertaining. For some reason the conversation makes me want to sit back and watch heads explode while I sing, "she loves you, ya ya ya."


Ginger - Jan 02, 2009 1:17:49 pm PST #6670 of 10000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Random weirdness:

I got an e-mail from a crafts company advertising Marie Antoinette paper dolls at the same time I got a Freecycle e-mail offering a Marie Antoinette wig.


beekaytee - Jan 02, 2009 1:27:11 pm PST #6671 of 10000
Compassionately intolerant

make sure that everyone knows that the person who capitalizes everything is the big bad domly dom

Whoa. If your authority resides in the size of your font? Dude, I'd have to suspect overcompensation of some sort.

In a weird corralation, I spend a lot of time as the doggy lama explaining the difference between dominance and aggression. Most people just don't get the distinction.

Which then lead me to spin off on a tangent about this being the reason we have no real heroes anymore.

The brain, she spins.


Fay - Jan 02, 2009 1:28:12 pm PST #6672 of 10000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Another BDSM language oddity that I also loathe is when submissives/slaves refer to themselves in the third person. It *barely* worked for Caesar and Bob Dole; it ain't going to work for you.

...don't they all just end up sounding like Smeagol?


amych - Jan 02, 2009 1:29:15 pm PST #6673 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

If your authority resides in the size of your font?

... then I have probably worked for you at some point.


Steph L. - Jan 02, 2009 1:29:22 pm PST #6674 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Another BDSM language oddity that I also loathe is when submissives/slaves refer to themselves in the third person. It *barely* worked for Caesar and Bob Dole; it ain't going to work for you.

...don't they all just end up sounding like Smeagol?

Ahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!


beekaytee - Jan 02, 2009 1:31:02 pm PST #6675 of 10000
Compassionately intolerant

Fay, you crack me up.


Connie Neil - Jan 02, 2009 1:36:11 pm PST #6676 of 10000
brillig

I'd be such a wretched submissive, unless I could be the kind that sneered at everyone who wasn't my alleged master and me, who was obvious superior because I was with Alleged Master. Everyone else would be dirt.


Steph L. - Jan 02, 2009 1:42:19 pm PST #6677 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I'd be such a wretched submissive, unless I could be the kind that sneered at everyone who wasn't my alleged master and me, who was obvious superior because I was with Alleged Master. Everyone else would be dirt.

Some couples/households are like this. Some households have one master, and an "alpha" submissive, who is submissive only to the master but is dominant to the other submissives.

I'd need a flow chart.

Given that The Boy and I are both switches, we have been known to flip a coin. Seriously.


Barb - Jan 02, 2009 1:43:39 pm PST #6678 of 10000
“Not dead yet!”

I am making up silly D/s names in my head now and giggling. I blame Sir Mix-A-Lot and y'all.

"Hi. I'm Sir Likes Big Butts."

Sorry. The mind just went there.