If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.

Book ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Spike's Bitches 43: Who am I kidding? I love to brag.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Shir - Jan 02, 2009 4:59:10 am PST #6571 of 10000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Now, who wants to visit so I can have motivation to keep the apartment as clean and neat as it currently is?

Me!


Ginger - Jan 02, 2009 5:09:59 am PST #6572 of 10000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Nora, just keep repeating my mantra: "I'm the sane one. I'm the sane one." Let me know if I can help. I have written hundreds of obits, since I came up back in the day when newspapers actually wrote obits for everyone. (There were also paste pots, spikes, lead type and proofing upside-down and backwards. I rode a small, fuel-efficient dinosaur to work.)

Dear Dog:

Eating your dog bed makes you a less-than-desirable office mate. It is possible that adding a large pile of pillow guts to the mess already in the office could produce cold fusion. Also, it is no longer a washable dog bed cover after you chew the zipper off.

Love, Me


sj - Jan 02, 2009 5:11:17 am PST #6573 of 10000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Me!

Come on by, there are plenty of leftovers in the fridge.


Calli - Jan 02, 2009 5:13:29 am PST #6574 of 10000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I'm sorry relatives are causing difficulties, Nora. Much intangible support and ~ma to you, until you can access a more immediate version.

I'm at work today, with much less motivation to actually accomplish anything than I would have thought possible while still remaining conscious. Yesterday I got to play with a puppy for a few hours, which it a wonderful way to start the new year. This morning I sent an email to my landlord to see about getting permission to adopt a cat. (He'll be ok about it, but he appreciates a heads up, and possibly a deposit, on this sort of thing.) This will be my first pet in a decade. I'm thinking Πwacket for the name, if the cat seems to fit it. What do y'all think—too cutsie and Prince-like?


Ginger - Jan 02, 2009 5:15:30 am PST #6575 of 10000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

What do y'all think—too cutsie and Prince-like?

Too difficult at the vet's office.


Calli - Jan 02, 2009 5:20:05 am PST #6576 of 10000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Too difficult at the vet's office.

Hmmm. Good point. Maybe something out of one of my fandoms. Not Spike, especially after reading about Loki kitty's adventures over in Natter, but that still leaves a lot of others.


Shir - Jan 02, 2009 5:24:18 am PST #6577 of 10000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Two cats names I loved (from friends-of-friends) were Panic and Hysteria. And the words "water & power" were on their food bowls.


Ginger - Jan 02, 2009 5:36:17 am PST #6578 of 10000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I mention the vet's office thing because I had trouble getting the vet's office to understand that my cat's name was the Feral Kid.


flea - Jan 02, 2009 5:47:16 am PST #6579 of 10000
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If you spelled it Pyewacket, a vet in Your Town should be able to handle it. (There was a restaurant called that locally that closed, like, 15 years ago, and people still talk about it wistfully.)


Calli - Jan 02, 2009 5:49:21 am PST #6580 of 10000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Well, it was a pretty good restaurant. (Note: Calli = old) The main reason I'd give the cat the name with the Pi symbol is to go for the pun, alas. Which probably doesn't say much about me as a pet owner-to-be.

I should probably wait until I have the cat, and see what his/her personality suggests.