It should surprise nobody here that Bonny's "dark side" comment sent me right to "There's a dark side to you, Tim Bayliss...you've got to know the darker, uglier, sides to yourself..." place. It's intense there.
Nandi: I ain't her. Mal: Only people in this room is you and me.
'Heart Of Gold'
Spike's Bitches 43: Who am I kidding? I love to brag.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
erikaj - Dec 30, 2008 10:38:53 am PST #6270 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!
Miracleman - Dec 30, 2008 10:50:31 am PST #6271 of 10000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
It's been a while, but...
FUCKCAKE O' THE DAY!!
Phone: ...so, what with one thing and another, I had to destroy my washer and dryer.
Me: How the hell do you have a washer and a dryer? You're a phone! You can't...
Phone: *ring* We'll talk later.
Me: But...
Phone: *RING* already, okay?
FCO'TD: I called my insurance and they say it's still active.
Me: ...okay.
FCO'TD: ...
Me: ...
FCO'TD: My name is Fuckcake.
Me: Fuckcake what?
FCO'TD: Fuckcake O' The Day.
Me: Just a moment. (tappity of keys tappity of keys)... you quit in 2007.
FCO'TD: Yes.
Me: And (Insurance Company) is saying you're still active?!
FCO'TD: Yes.
Me: Hold, please. (dials other dept.)
Me: Fuckcake O' The Day, formerly of the Fuckcakery of Fuckcakeville says her insurance is still active. She quit in '07.
Other Dept.: What?! (tappity of keys tappity of keys) No, her benefits termed in 2007.
Me: You're sure.
Other Dept.: Absolutely.
Me: Great thanks. (pick up other line) Fuckcake? Thanks for holding. We just confirmed that your benefits with Insurance Company terminated in 2007. You know, shortly after you quit your job.
FCO'TD: They say they're still active.
Me: Insurance Company said that?
FCO'TD: No, Other Insurance Company.
Me: You never had benefits through us with Other Insurance Company.
FCO'TD: Yes, I did.
Me: No, you didn't.
FCO'TD: Yes, I did.
Me: Seriously? No, you didn't.
FCO'TD: So I don't have benefits through you?
Me: No. Not since 2007.
FCO'TD: So who's going to pay for my doctor bills?
Me: When did you go to the doctor?
FCO'TD: Last week.
Me: Well, then, I don't know. Not us.
FCO'TD: Can I get my benefits back?
Me: No. You quit your job. Over a year ago.
FCO'TD: Then who's going to pay for my doctor's bills?
Me: Not. Us.
FCO'TD: ...
Me: ...
FCO'TD: *click*
Me: You do NOT have a washer and a dryer.
Phone: You know how to ruin a good story, you know that?
Shir - Dec 30, 2008 10:57:32 am PST #6272 of 10000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
MM, I think you have worse day than mine.
Glamcookie - Dec 30, 2008 12:08:32 pm PST #6273 of 10000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
Where is everyone? My belly is hurting and I need distraction.
lisah - Dec 30, 2008 12:12:24 pm PST #6274 of 10000
Punishingly Intricate
Trudy Booth - Dec 30, 2008 12:22:46 pm PST #6275 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Where is everyone? My belly is hurting and I need distraction
Um, I got tacklehugged at a Bouncing Souls show. That was distracting.
Barb - Dec 30, 2008 12:23:38 pm PST #6276 of 10000
“Not dead yet!”
Glamcookie - Dec 30, 2008 12:26:14 pm PST #6277 of 10000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
Chibi Lisa is adorable, as are the puppies. I just walked. Ouch.
Glamcookie - Dec 30, 2008 12:29:30 pm PST #6278 of 10000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
Being a girl is hard!
Trudy Booth - Dec 30, 2008 12:30:47 pm PST #6279 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Stop walking, silly.
Sit still, take drugs, wet your pants.