Lorne: My little prince. Oh…what did they do to you? Angel: Nina…tried to…eat me. Lorne: Oh, you're--medic! You're gonna make it Angel. Just don't stop fighting. Doctor! Is there a Gepetto in the house?

'Smile Time'


Spike's Bitches 43: Who am I kidding? I love to brag.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Shir - Nov 08, 2008 7:53:12 pm PST #574 of 10000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Sorry, can't help you much with drunk stories - I fall asleep before getting drunk.

However, tiroche? The kosher-grape-juice? Something in it makes me very, very tipsy. Every Sedder is such a treat. I finished the last Sedder singing/screaming "One Who Knows". My family closed the windows while trying to shush me up.


Laga - Nov 08, 2008 7:53:34 pm PST #575 of 10000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

We had signs that said; Just married segregated

very clever signs


WindSparrow - Nov 08, 2008 7:54:08 pm PST #576 of 10000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Ack, Deena. That is scary.

Me, the most interesting drunkenness I have ever had was at the Madison F2F, so I have no stories I'm embarrassed about.

On the other hand, there is something that happened to a friend of mine that never fails to make me feel better about myself.

So, I went to a very conservative college, more or less like the one that vw did not thrive at. One of my male friends there, he told me this one. He'd procrastinated doing laundry one time, so ran out of clean underwear. Having the choice between going commando or wearing repeats, he went commando. About half way through the morning he realized that the reason he was getting odd looks from people is that he had also utterly failed to zip his zipper.


beth b - Nov 08, 2008 7:54:32 pm PST #577 of 10000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

I think the really drunk times stopped happening when alchol became very unpredictable in my system. I hate getting sick -- and my body started saying -- hey stop -- way too late.


Glamcookie - Nov 08, 2008 7:54:45 pm PST #578 of 10000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Now I can't get the wife home safe, What kind of caretaker am I????


JenP - Nov 08, 2008 7:55:05 pm PST #579 of 10000

Think about how stressful the whole issue has been for you. You aren't protesting a theoretical wrong here. If all that led to too much drinking tonight, so be it. Give yourself a break.

So very much.


amych - Nov 08, 2008 7:55:07 pm PST #580 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

I saw your segregated signs on facebook and thought they were awesome. That'll be the part of the day that lasts. The rest is just an unusually long trip home, with lots of people to keep you company.


brenda m - Nov 08, 2008 7:55:48 pm PST #581 of 10000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Now I can't get the wife home safe, What kind of caretaker am I????

Can't get her home safe yet. You've still got the caretaking going on.


Laga - Nov 08, 2008 7:56:42 pm PST #582 of 10000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

What kind of caretaker am I

a perfectly normal one. My sister came home drunk one time to find her boyfriend had injured himself and needed to be taken to the hospital. They had to call another friend to help them because she could not drive.


JenP - Nov 08, 2008 7:57:03 pm PST #583 of 10000

Yeah, pretty much not driving when you know you can't is the kind of care taking that... is.