Zoe: Uh huh. River, honey? He's putting the hair away now. River: It'll still be there... waiting.

'Jaynestown'


Spike's Bitches 43: Who am I kidding? I love to brag.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Hil R. - Dec 25, 2008 5:04:00 am PST #5719 of 10000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Merry Christmas, folks.

Ugh. Woke up grumpy. Woke up to the sound of my mom telling my dad to sweep the floor, and then freaking out that he was scratching it with the dust pan. And then she tried to calm down by playing Neil Sedaka's Greatest Hits at top volume. I'm watching the Yule Log now.


Laura - Dec 25, 2008 6:05:30 am PST #5720 of 10000
Our wings are not tired.

Merry Christmukkah!

Lasagnas are in the oven. Kids are playing Wii. I am sipping coffee with feet up watching some animated Scrooge thing.

Jolly day to all. {{Hil}} Hope the day improves.


Barb - Dec 25, 2008 6:09:06 am PST #5721 of 10000
“Not dead yet!”

Merry Christmukkah, Bitches!

Gifts have been opened and it's surprisingly quiet since everyone is playing the video games of their choice. Smoked turkey is coming to room temp, the dry ingredients for the latkes are mixed and I've got snoring dogs around me.

All is pretty good, at least for the moment.


amych - Dec 25, 2008 6:11:18 am PST #5722 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Happies to everyone!


DCJensen - Dec 25, 2008 6:18:06 am PST #5723 of 10000
All is well that ends in pizza.

Windsparrow and I are having Christmas on Saturday. I want to clean up the house and have two days off before then.

The last two weeks kinda beat us up a bit and we're looking forward to our weekend off again.


Deena - Dec 25, 2008 6:48:37 am PST #5724 of 10000
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

Merry Christmas, you most wonderful people!

The presents are unwrapped (the kids didn't wake until 9!)and I'm about to throw together some easy snack thing so no one starves to death before dinner.


hippocampus - Dec 25, 2008 6:57:29 am PST #5725 of 10000
not your mom's socks.

Merry Chrisnakahaunumas Bitches!

Yes, we did in fact have Hello Kitty Toast this morning.


Strix - Dec 25, 2008 7:10:22 am PST #5726 of 10000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Happy Yulidays!

I am at mom and dad's, we have gifted, I am drinking Tower of London hot tea right now (NOM so good) and Dad is checkingout the Vargas coffee table book we got him while stuff cooks.


d - Dec 25, 2008 7:51:10 am PST #5727 of 10000
It's nice to see some brave pretenders trying to make it interesting.

I just burn my knuckle on the oven. Ouch.

Soon I will be cleaning up the kitchen and myself and off to Christmas dinner!


DavidS - Dec 25, 2008 8:37:39 am PST #5728 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

We had a very successful Christmas here at EM's house. The only suck part (which was very sucky) was that the traffic out of the city yesterday afternoon (in the rain) was dismal. Bumper to bumper, five mph, turning a half hour drive into 90 minutes. Feh.

And then we got here and had a delicious fish stew, and a key lime tart for dessert. Matilda and JZ slept in Emmett's bed (I got the floor with couch cushions).

Emmett scored big for Christmas. The tux fits him beautifully. The pants need to be taken up but we knew that from the start. But considering we bought it online we got a great fit on the jacket. He really loooks good in it. He also got a laptop, and several huge Lego sets. He's deep into the Lego right now.

Matilda very happily flipped out about getting her Yo Gabba Gabba toys, and chewed the head off her chocolate santa with the efficiency of a mantis.

EM is napping, JZ and Matilda are at church and I'm watching Flick get his tongue stuck to the flagpole.

Later this afternoon we'll collect megan walker and go over to JZ's family for Christmas Dinner. Her brothers have both flown in, so it will be good to see them.