Hey, preaching to the choir. I thought our Lady of the Perpetual Sea Breeze was the real deal until the Divine Miss J walked right through that door and right into my ass—which is where my heart is…physiologically. I could show you an x-ray.

Lorne ,'Time Bomb'


Spike's Bitches 43: Who am I kidding? I love to brag.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Deena - Dec 25, 2008 6:48:37 am PST #5724 of 10000
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

Merry Christmas, you most wonderful people!

The presents are unwrapped (the kids didn't wake until 9!)and I'm about to throw together some easy snack thing so no one starves to death before dinner.


hippocampus - Dec 25, 2008 6:57:29 am PST #5725 of 10000
not your mom's socks.

Merry Chrisnakahaunumas Bitches!

Yes, we did in fact have Hello Kitty Toast this morning.


Strix - Dec 25, 2008 7:10:22 am PST #5726 of 10000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Happy Yulidays!

I am at mom and dad's, we have gifted, I am drinking Tower of London hot tea right now (NOM so good) and Dad is checkingout the Vargas coffee table book we got him while stuff cooks.


d - Dec 25, 2008 7:51:10 am PST #5727 of 10000
It's nice to see some brave pretenders trying to make it interesting.

I just burn my knuckle on the oven. Ouch.

Soon I will be cleaning up the kitchen and myself and off to Christmas dinner!


DavidS - Dec 25, 2008 8:37:39 am PST #5728 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

We had a very successful Christmas here at EM's house. The only suck part (which was very sucky) was that the traffic out of the city yesterday afternoon (in the rain) was dismal. Bumper to bumper, five mph, turning a half hour drive into 90 minutes. Feh.

And then we got here and had a delicious fish stew, and a key lime tart for dessert. Matilda and JZ slept in Emmett's bed (I got the floor with couch cushions).

Emmett scored big for Christmas. The tux fits him beautifully. The pants need to be taken up but we knew that from the start. But considering we bought it online we got a great fit on the jacket. He really loooks good in it. He also got a laptop, and several huge Lego sets. He's deep into the Lego right now.

Matilda very happily flipped out about getting her Yo Gabba Gabba toys, and chewed the head off her chocolate santa with the efficiency of a mantis.

EM is napping, JZ and Matilda are at church and I'm watching Flick get his tongue stuck to the flagpole.

Later this afternoon we'll collect megan walker and go over to JZ's family for Christmas Dinner. Her brothers have both flown in, so it will be good to see them.


Laga - Dec 25, 2008 8:38:57 am PST #5729 of 10000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

The pet presents didn't go over so well but D loves his Wall-E. I'm slurping down some tea before I head over to my brother's house.


Fay - Dec 25, 2008 9:19:41 am PST #5730 of 10000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

I can haz Doctor Who Christmas Special!

Which was...well, not as good as I'd hoped, but better than being poked in the eye with a sharp stick.


hippocampus - Dec 25, 2008 10:03:45 am PST #5731 of 10000
not your mom's socks.

and off to Christmas dinner!

all your d are belong to us!!


Pix - Dec 25, 2008 10:09:53 am PST #5732 of 10000
The status is NOT quo.

Fay, I am soooooo jealous. Tennant has three more specials before the shift this year, right?


Shir - Dec 25, 2008 10:13:43 am PST #5733 of 10000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

I can haz new glasses!

And I'm not paying any attention while dying of envy in the corner about Dr. Who. Why, not at all. I'm one season behind, with a big Tennant crush.

Finally, a celebrity crush that answers the "not old enough to be my father" prerequisite.