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Spike/Harm ,'Help'


Spike's Bitches 43: Who am I kidding? I love to brag.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Cass - Dec 22, 2008 7:53:45 pm PST #5486 of 10000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Oh GREAT. Now you're going to DIE.

No, there's just this mysterious sound that I am going to go investigate alone. What's the worst that could happen?


Shir - Dec 22, 2008 7:59:16 pm PST #5487 of 10000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

"Your grandmother asks where you are and when we'll have children to light Hanukkah candles" (one of my friends was stuck with her boyfriend's family for two hours while he was stuck in a meeting. That was her text-message).


Shir - Dec 22, 2008 8:00:18 pm PST #5488 of 10000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

there's just this mysterious sound

From the basement, where the light bulb stopped working all of the sudden?


Cass - Dec 22, 2008 8:03:57 pm PST #5489 of 10000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

I'm sure it's perfectly safe.


Laga - Dec 22, 2008 8:04:13 pm PST #5490 of 10000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I can haz cupcake! One of my minion's girlfriend brought them in on her way back from a Chanukkah party. I just licked frosting off a little plastic menorah.


billytea - Dec 22, 2008 8:04:14 pm PST #5491 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

"Your grandmother asks where you are and when we'll have children to light Hanukkah candles"

Is that a requirement? Can't you use a match?


Cass - Dec 22, 2008 8:06:24 pm PST #5492 of 10000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

But children give such a lovely light, what with the madly flailing arms.


Shir - Dec 22, 2008 8:06:38 pm PST #5493 of 10000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

I just licked frosting off a little plastic menorah.

I'm sure somewhere there's a porn starting just like this.

Is that a requirement? Can't you use a match?

It's Jewish grandmothers. It's a whole other logical world. Just... be glad you don't have to know it. Really.


billytea - Dec 22, 2008 8:07:57 pm PST #5494 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

But children give such a lovely light, what with the madly flailing arms.

I am at last seeing a connection between "The roof! The roof! The roof is on fire!" and "Wave your hands in the air like you just don't care".


Shir - Dec 22, 2008 8:09:36 pm PST #5495 of 10000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

I am at last seeing a connection between "The roof! The roof! The roof is on fire!" and "Wave your hands in the air like you just don't care".

Also, the "I got your nose"/"no, you CAN'T have that" classics.