I'm sure it's perfectly safe.
All right, yes, date and shop and hang out and go to school and save the world from unspeakable demons. You know, I wanna do girlie stuff!
Buffy ,'Same Time, Same Place'
Spike's Bitches 43: Who am I kidding? I love to brag.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Cass - Dec 22, 2008 8:03:57 pm PST #5489 of 10000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
Laga - Dec 22, 2008 8:04:13 pm PST #5490 of 10000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
I can haz cupcake! One of my minion's girlfriend brought them in on her way back from a Chanukkah party. I just licked frosting off a little plastic menorah.
billytea - Dec 22, 2008 8:04:14 pm PST #5491 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
"Your grandmother asks where you are and when we'll have children to light Hanukkah candles"
Is that a requirement? Can't you use a match?
Cass - Dec 22, 2008 8:06:24 pm PST #5492 of 10000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
But children give such a lovely light, what with the madly flailing arms.
Shir - Dec 22, 2008 8:06:38 pm PST #5493 of 10000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
I just licked frosting off a little plastic menorah.
I'm sure somewhere there's a porn starting just like this.
Is that a requirement? Can't you use a match?
It's Jewish grandmothers. It's a whole other logical world. Just... be glad you don't have to know it. Really.
billytea - Dec 22, 2008 8:07:57 pm PST #5494 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
But children give such a lovely light, what with the madly flailing arms.
I am at last seeing a connection between "The roof! The roof! The roof is on fire!" and "Wave your hands in the air like you just don't care".
Shir - Dec 22, 2008 8:09:36 pm PST #5495 of 10000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
I am at last seeing a connection between "The roof! The roof! The roof is on fire!" and "Wave your hands in the air like you just don't care".
Also, the "I got your nose"/"no, you CAN'T have that" classics.
§ ita § - Dec 22, 2008 8:10:34 pm PST #5496 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
You have to render the candle wax from their baby fat.
Man, that was a lovely bit of Andromeda. Tyr, stud warrior, invites the female deputy captain to a lovely candle lit dinner and tells her the candles were made from wax rendered from the fat of his enemies.
STUD. Where have all the good guys gone?
Cass - Dec 22, 2008 8:10:49 pm PST #5497 of 10000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
"The roof! The roof! The roof is on fire!"
Clearly I am going to let the motherfucker burn. Fire pretty.
billytea - Dec 22, 2008 8:11:26 pm PST #5498 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
STUD. Where have all the good guys gone?
Into Tyr's candles.