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§ ita § - Dec 22, 2008 8:10:34 pm PST #5496 of 10000

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

You have to render the candle wax from their baby fat.

Man, that was a lovely bit of Andromeda. Tyr, stud warrior, invites the female deputy captain to a lovely candle lit dinner and tells her the candles were made from wax rendered from the fat of his enemies.

STUD. Where have all the good guys gone?

Cass - Dec 22, 2008 8:10:49 pm PST #5497 of 10000

Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

"The roof! The roof! The roof is on fire!"

Clearly I am going to let the motherfucker burn. Fire pretty.

billytea - Dec 22, 2008 8:11:26 pm PST #5498 of 10000

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

STUD. Where have all the good guys gone?

Into Tyr's candles.

§ ita § - Dec 22, 2008 8:20:17 pm PST #5499 of 10000

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Into Tyr's candles.

Then he's the only one left, and I will be satisfied with none other.

Reason #243 I'm single.

Shir - Dec 22, 2008 8:23:00 pm PST #5500 of 10000

"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Reason #243 I'm single.

Don't have any idea who are you talking about, but can relate the general feeling.

meara - Dec 22, 2008 8:30:24 pm PST #5501 of 10000

But children give such a lovely light, what with the madly flailing arms.

I am at last seeing a connection between "The roof! The roof! The roof is on fire!" and "Wave your hands in the air like you just don't care".

If the whole bit ending in this hasn't already been COMMed, I am running over there RIGHT NOW

Trudy Booth - Dec 22, 2008 8:30:44 pm PST #5502 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

No, there's just this mysterious sound that I am going to go investigate alone. What's the worst that could happen?

That all depends. Are you the virginal girl? Or the one that puts out?

DCJensen - Dec 22, 2008 8:32:47 pm PST #5503 of 10000

All is well that ends in pizza.

Magic beer? Still Magic.

Does it melt snow? That's the kind of magic I am in the market for.

Considering the notorious effects of beer consumption, I would have to venture a "yes, after I'm done with it."

Shir - Dec 22, 2008 8:44:27 pm PST #5504 of 10000

"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Are you the virginal girl? Or the one that puts out?

Is it just me, or that it's not a requirement in these days and age?

Suddenly I understand Giles. No one has standards anymore.
Maybe because they are having sex.

§ ita § - Dec 22, 2008 8:52:34 pm PST #5505 of 10000

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Tyr Anasazi out of Victoria by Barbarossa: Weapon of choice. Opponent candles about 2:15 in.

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