I've been clomping around in snow and ice and have failed to hurt myself in any substantial way!
Oh GREAT. Now you're going to DIE.
Have you never seen a horror movie?
'The Girl in Question'
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I've been clomping around in snow and ice and have failed to hurt myself in any substantial way!
Oh GREAT. Now you're going to DIE.
Have you never seen a horror movie?
My sense of self-preservation has kinked into action.
BWAH! Also, NATLBSB.
Oh GREAT. Now you're going to DIE.
No, there's just this mysterious sound that I am going to go investigate alone. What's the worst that could happen?
"Your grandmother asks where you are and when we'll have children to light Hanukkah candles" (one of my friends was stuck with her boyfriend's family for two hours while he was stuck in a meeting. That was her text-message).
there's just this mysterious sound
From the basement, where the light bulb stopped working all of the sudden?
I'm sure it's perfectly safe.
I can haz cupcake! One of my minion's girlfriend brought them in on her way back from a Chanukkah party. I just licked frosting off a little plastic menorah.
"Your grandmother asks where you are and when we'll have children to light Hanukkah candles"
Is that a requirement? Can't you use a match?
But children give such a lovely light, what with the madly flailing arms.
I just licked frosting off a little plastic menorah.
I'm sure somewhere there's a porn starting just like this.
Is that a requirement? Can't you use a match?
It's Jewish grandmothers. It's a whole other logical world. Just... be glad you don't have to know it. Really.