I've been clomping around in snow and ice and have failed to hurt myself in any substantial way!
Oh GREAT. Now you're going to DIE.
Have you never seen a horror movie?
Willow: You know what they say. The bigger they are... Anya: The faster they stomp you into nothin'.
'The Killer In Me'
Spike's Bitches 43: Who am I kidding? I love to brag.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Trudy Booth - Dec 22, 2008 7:41:43 pm PST #5484 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Pix - Dec 22, 2008 7:42:33 pm PST #5485 of 10000
The status is NOT quo.
My sense of self-preservation has kinked into action.
BWAH! Also, NATLBSB.
Cass - Dec 22, 2008 7:53:45 pm PST #5486 of 10000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
Oh GREAT. Now you're going to DIE.
No, there's just this mysterious sound that I am going to go investigate alone. What's the worst that could happen?
Shir - Dec 22, 2008 7:59:16 pm PST #5487 of 10000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
"Your grandmother asks where you are and when we'll have children to light Hanukkah candles" (one of my friends was stuck with her boyfriend's family for two hours while he was stuck in a meeting. That was her text-message).
Shir - Dec 22, 2008 8:00:18 pm PST #5488 of 10000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
there's just this mysterious sound
From the basement, where the light bulb stopped working all of the sudden?
Cass - Dec 22, 2008 8:03:57 pm PST #5489 of 10000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
I'm sure it's perfectly safe.
Laga - Dec 22, 2008 8:04:13 pm PST #5490 of 10000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
I can haz cupcake! One of my minion's girlfriend brought them in on her way back from a Chanukkah party. I just licked frosting off a little plastic menorah.
billytea - Dec 22, 2008 8:04:14 pm PST #5491 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
"Your grandmother asks where you are and when we'll have children to light Hanukkah candles"
Is that a requirement? Can't you use a match?
Cass - Dec 22, 2008 8:06:24 pm PST #5492 of 10000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
But children give such a lovely light, what with the madly flailing arms.
Shir - Dec 22, 2008 8:06:38 pm PST #5493 of 10000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
I just licked frosting off a little plastic menorah.
I'm sure somewhere there's a porn starting just like this.
Is that a requirement? Can't you use a match?
It's Jewish grandmothers. It's a whole other logical world. Just... be glad you don't have to know it. Really.