'Serenity'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Aims - be careful, love!
Teppy - having just finished re-reading Dune, my first thought is that some fucker has spiked you with the Gom Jabbar box test thingy. On the plus side, clearly you're a human, and possibly the Kwizatz Unspellable. Or something.
ion, HOW does my cat know I want to lure him into the bathroom and put him in a box? Which of you bastards told him? He's hiding like a hidey thing that hides, and I thought I'd been SOOOO stealthy and nonchalent.
sighs.
Cats are just fucking psychic like that. Kittenish is, at least. "Noooooo, you want to shove me in a box and take me to jail. I shall make myself tiny and you will despair."
Kwizatz Unspellable
Fay, marry me.
(((Aimee))) Stay at the hospital and let them take care of you. Feel better.
{{{vw}}}
Damn, Aims! Hope all is well in the morning.
Why am I up at 2:17? And why is this becoming a regular refrain?
Go to bed, Americans. Every single one of you. I command.
Kwizatz Unspellable
Kwizatz Haderech, Bitches! (Haven't read Dune but knows Hebrew. Also, should be Kfitzat).
I was asleep, until I wasn't.
Also, ~ma to juliana. {{{}}}
I said sleeeeeeep.
Shir's incantation worked on my DH and the dog, at least.
'morning, Bitches.
Gah! Aims, I hope this turns out to be a whole lot o' nothing.
Good morning, everyone. I forgot to turn on my alarm last night. I also forgot to set the coffee maker to start brewing. I have a feeling I was in serious denial last night about today being Monday.