Love isn't brains, children, it's blood, blood screaming inside you to work its will.

Spike ,'Sleeper'


Spike's Bitches 43: Who am I kidding? I love to brag.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


billytea - Dec 01, 2008 12:28:37 pm PST #2933 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Hey, I wanted to ask my grammar/spelling Nazis: what's the difference between an advisEr and an advisOr? I see them used seemingly interchangably, but don't know how it's properly used.

Well, neither kind is very helpful, but for different reasons. The first kind doesn't really know enough to give you good advice, and mostly sits there muttering "well, er..." The second kind knows plenty, but can't help you choose between options. So it's all "you could do this, OR you could do that."

In summary, I didn't get enough sleep last night.


Laga - Dec 01, 2008 1:15:06 pm PST #2934 of 10000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I'll forego my tale of the terrible joke my dad used to tell that helped me guess the word Shir was hinting at to instead bring you this antique LOLcat


omnis_audis - Dec 01, 2008 1:27:43 pm PST #2935 of 10000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

am at Orlando Airport. I walked thru a ton of empty terminals to find mine at the end if the line jampacked with travelers. The 6 gates at the end seem to be all flights. Of course my plane hasn't arrived yet. I love air travel!


Laga - Dec 01, 2008 1:31:19 pm PST #2936 of 10000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I would cry to be so close to Disney World and not visit.


omnis_audis - Dec 01, 2008 1:34:42 pm PST #2937 of 10000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

ha! I was happy not to.


Vortex - Dec 01, 2008 1:36:47 pm PST #2938 of 10000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I was in Orlando this weekend. Will be back next weekend. Just accompanying my great aunt back and forth.


omnis_audis - Dec 01, 2008 1:40:48 pm PST #2939 of 10000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

the guy standing next to me is on the phone a bit agitated speaking rapid Spanish. I understand a few words. Bitch was said A LOT. As was don't call the police. Funny how "fuck" and "baby" are in English, and everything else is Spanish.


Aims - Dec 01, 2008 1:43:07 pm PST #2940 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

dear typhoid mary in my bio lecture - I sympathize, truly, but either excuse yourself, or get a freaking ricola.

Signed, Empress


omnis_audis - Dec 01, 2008 1:43:14 pm PST #2941 of 10000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

the guy standing next to me is on the phone a bit agitated speaking rapid Spanish. I understand a few words. Bitch was said A LOT. As was don't call the police. Funny how "fuck" and "baby" are in English, and everything else is Spanish.


omnis_audis - Dec 01, 2008 2:02:01 pm PST #2942 of 10000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

my row has not one but TWO babes in arms. Please dear jebus let them sleep the whole time, for noise cancellation headphones do not block crying. Oh no, and already I smell dirty diaper.