I'll forego my tale of the terrible joke my dad used to tell that helped me guess the word Shir was hinting at to instead bring you this antique LOLcat
Spike's Bitches 43: Who am I kidding? I love to brag.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
am at Orlando Airport. I walked thru a ton of empty terminals to find mine at the end if the line jampacked with travelers. The 6 gates at the end seem to be all flights. Of course my plane hasn't arrived yet. I love air travel!
I would cry to be so close to Disney World and not visit.
ha! I was happy not to.
I was in Orlando this weekend. Will be back next weekend. Just accompanying my great aunt back and forth.
the guy standing next to me is on the phone a bit agitated speaking rapid Spanish. I understand a few words. Bitch was said A LOT. As was don't call the police. Funny how "fuck" and "baby" are in English, and everything else is Spanish.
dear typhoid mary in my bio lecture - I sympathize, truly, but either excuse yourself, or get a freaking ricola.
Signed, Empress
the guy standing next to me is on the phone a bit agitated speaking rapid Spanish. I understand a few words. Bitch was said A LOT. As was don't call the police. Funny how "fuck" and "baby" are in English, and everything else is Spanish.
my row has not one but TWO babes in arms. Please dear jebus let them sleep the whole time, for noise cancellation headphones do not block crying. Oh no, and already I smell dirty diaper.
I think I have strep throat.