There's something about a food that moves all by itself that gives me the heebie-jeebies.

Joyce ,'Never Leave Me'


Spike's Bitches 43: Who am I kidding? I love to brag.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


omnis_audis - Dec 01, 2008 1:34:42 pm PST #2937 of 10000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

ha! I was happy not to.


Vortex - Dec 01, 2008 1:36:47 pm PST #2938 of 10000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I was in Orlando this weekend. Will be back next weekend. Just accompanying my great aunt back and forth.


omnis_audis - Dec 01, 2008 1:40:48 pm PST #2939 of 10000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

the guy standing next to me is on the phone a bit agitated speaking rapid Spanish. I understand a few words. Bitch was said A LOT. As was don't call the police. Funny how "fuck" and "baby" are in English, and everything else is Spanish.


Aims - Dec 01, 2008 1:43:07 pm PST #2940 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

dear typhoid mary in my bio lecture - I sympathize, truly, but either excuse yourself, or get a freaking ricola.

Signed, Empress


omnis_audis - Dec 01, 2008 1:43:14 pm PST #2941 of 10000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

the guy standing next to me is on the phone a bit agitated speaking rapid Spanish. I understand a few words. Bitch was said A LOT. As was don't call the police. Funny how "fuck" and "baby" are in English, and everything else is Spanish.


omnis_audis - Dec 01, 2008 2:02:01 pm PST #2942 of 10000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

my row has not one but TWO babes in arms. Please dear jebus let them sleep the whole time, for noise cancellation headphones do not block crying. Oh no, and already I smell dirty diaper.


Pix - Dec 01, 2008 2:04:03 pm PST #2943 of 10000
The status is NOT quo.

I think I have strep throat.


NoiseDesign - Dec 01, 2008 2:09:28 pm PST #2944 of 10000
Our wings are not tired

Ugh. That sucks sweetie. I hope you feel better soon and that it isn't actually strep.


omnis_audis - Dec 01, 2008 2:14:17 pm PST #2945 of 10000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

~ma for Cash's in laws.

Anti~strep~ma for Pix!


Fay - Dec 01, 2008 2:16:48 pm PST #2946 of 10000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Omnis, I'm trying to be sympathetic, but mostly I'm thinking: "Jammy bugger. He can just get on a 'plane and go places."

t starting to feel distinctly nervous about her Christmas plans

Shir, I still maintain that if someone has chosen to incorporate a word into their screen name, then they have to be braced for the possibility that it will be used as a diminutive form (I mean, hey - Spike's Bitches, right?). But I respect your caution.