She posted on Facebook saying she doesn't have pneumonia, sj.

I just got home, sj. Thanks for asking, sweetie.

I don't have pneumonia, which is VERY good. They think that the combo of the drastic weather change and the CPAP caused over-dryness, and it will get better with the humidifier. I asked my PCP, "So, I'm just a big whiner?" He said, "No. I've seen you. You are NOT a big whiner."

I just got home, sj. Thanks for asking, sweetie.

I was worried, but of course I saw your fb post as soon as I posted here. I did check there first. Yay, no pneumonia! Are you still running a fever?

I do not like this very cold weather. I had an asthma attack just walking from my car to the bookstore.

My asthma is actually ok. They were very glad to hear that. They also got to hear my cough, which they said sounded very nasty, but not fatal. It's all good. I'm sure I'll start feeling that way any second now!

Yay for no pneumonia, vw.

My IV bruise, after almost a week, is still bad enough to gross people out. Still about two inches across, still fairly purple. It doesn't hurt at all, though, and it's getting better, so I'm mostly just finding it interesting all the different colors it can turn.

Going to my parents' tomorrow. I still need to pack. My apartment is a mess. (I blame West Elm. Ever since I ordered something from them, my name has gotten onto every catalog list, and a large part of the mess in my apartment now is stacks of catalogs waiting to be taken to recycling.)

Drink a nice hot cup of tea. It cures everything.

How can a food delivery place not be open on Monday? We're going to go eat at the restaurant instead, but I wanted to not go outside again.

My "live chat" window with AT&T:

Elle: I'm sorry for the delay. I'll be right with you.

Elle: I will be right with you.

Elle: Thank you for waiting. I'll be with you in just a moment.

Elle: I will be right with you.

Elle: I'm sorry for the delay. I'll be right with you.

Elle: Thank you for waiting. I'll be with you in just a moment.

Elle: I will be right with you.

Elle: I'm sorry for the delay. I'll be right with you.

Elle: Thank you for waiting. I'll be with you in just a moment.

Elle: Thank you for waiting. I'll be with you in just a moment.

Elle: I'm sorry for the delay. I'll be right with you.

Elle: I will be right with you.

Elle: I'm sorry for the delay. I'll be right with you.

you: Your protestations are beginning to ring a little hollow.

Elle: I will be right with you.

Elle: Thank you for waiting. I'll be with you in just a moment.

Elle: I will be right with you.

Elle: Thank you for waiting. I'll be with you in just a moment.

Elle: I'm sorry for the delay. I'll be right with you.

Elle: I will be right with you.

Live chat? Still dead.

OK. I cannot stop laughing.

I have a book called Single Jewish Female. Subtitle: "A Modern Guide to Sex and Dating." Someone got it for me a while ago, and it's just been sitting on my shelf since then. I just picked it up and started flipping through it. This book is ridiculous.

There's a section on how to tell if a guy is Jewish. (Step 1: find out his last name. If it's something that be either Jewish or not, ask, "Oh, is that German?" If you still can't figure it out, try asking, "What's your favorite holiday?")

There's another section that's pretty much entirely, "Be nice." If a guy hits on you and you're not interested, don't just ignore him or turn away.

Then there's a section on Jewish laws and ethics and attitudes about sex, which is really simplified, but I supposed I can't ask much from a single chapter in a book with the title printed in pink and purple.

And then there's the chapter on dating non-Jews. Some discussion of issues that seem like they might be reasonable things to think about. And then a page and a half that's essentially, "Don't freak out if the gentile you're dating has a foreskin."

This book is insane.

"What's your favorite holiday?"

What does the Fourth of July tell you?

A page and a half on the foreskin? Wow. Does anyone, no matter how used they are to the circumcised, need that much info on it? Couple of paragraphs and a diagram, I can see.

For the rest, maybe a cautionary, "Like other male junk, Gentile or Jewish, watch the teeth, use lube and have a safe word! Shalom!"

Ginger, I'm glad the dyeing went well. I went with a new to me Feria red and it is SUPER bright, and I am ecstatic about it!