Gavin, ask yourself this question. What are you more afraid of, a giant murderous demon or me?

Lilah ,'Destiny'


Spike's Bitches 43: Who am I kidding? I love to brag.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Anne W. - Nov 13, 2008 1:34:05 am PST #1134 of 10000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Happy Birthday, Hil!

Happy Belated Birthday, Jess!


hippocampus - Nov 13, 2008 1:52:47 am PST #1135 of 10000
not your mom's socks.

happy birthday Hil!!


Laura - Nov 13, 2008 2:07:36 am PST #1136 of 10000
Our wings are not tired.

Happy Birthday to Hil!

I'm going back to bed. Late start day for school, but got a call at 6:35 am from a customer. She apologized, but knew I was always up at that hour doing the school thing. I didn't tell her about the late start day. I fixed her problem. Now need either more rest or to make coffee.


Fay - Nov 13, 2008 3:02:05 am PST #1137 of 10000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Gotta love those Mexican scientists, eh?


Tom Scola - Nov 13, 2008 3:12:00 am PST #1138 of 10000
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

Happy Birthday, Hil!


hippocampus - Nov 13, 2008 3:16:45 am PST #1139 of 10000
not your mom's socks.

Dear Vendor.

While it is wonderful that you wrote a second follow-up letter to our phone conference yesterday, and I appreciate the fact that it is very detailed, and also slightly chummy, I am somewhat unsettled by the fact that it is bookended by multiple references to the term "LOL," with extra and overmuch exclamatory punctuation following. I am going to get more coffee. When I return, I expect these to have dissolved into some sort of saccharine puddle.

No Love, Me

***

Dear OverlyComplicatedCoWorker,

Thank you for your email of 10pm last night wherein you requested more modifications to the new module to be completed ASAP that will require an overhaul of the script. Also? I've now got chatty emails from 7 departments complaining about the new level of OverlyComplicated complications. I am not participating in this discussion, but have retained the messages. Should you wish to see them.

No Love, Me

  • **

Dear Angry Lumberjack CoWorker (remember her from last year?), Yes. I know. You too are important and need care and feeding. Please get in line behind OverlyComplicated.

KthxBye, Me


Steph L. - Nov 13, 2008 3:39:02 am PST #1140 of 10000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Anyhow, I popped in to say, have y'all seen the AL senate race results? THREE VOTES between winner/loser. Holy cow! [link]

As of 3 minutes ago, the difference was >800 votes, with Stevens losing.

I assume that's such a small margin that there will be an automatic recount. But DAMN, it would be cool if Stevens officially lost. Then we don't have to deal with him (surely) stepping down and then whatshername can't run for/take over the position.


Sparky1 - Nov 13, 2008 3:41:54 am PST #1141 of 10000
Librarian Warlord

Dear Sox,

Didn't I tell you to quit?

Love, Cousin B.

PS What's Iris' plan for her birthday?


amych - Nov 13, 2008 3:44:54 am PST #1142 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

I assume that's such a small margin that there will be an automatic recount.

The margin for a recount is .5% and it's currently at .29% -- otoh, the remaining precincts are Begich-friendly enough that he could conceivably get past the recount margin before they're done.

omg she's doing it again make her stop omg


Strix - Nov 13, 2008 3:56:05 am PST #1143 of 10000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Morning, all!!!

I GOT THE JOB(S)! It's all officially official!

I start on Monday. And...the reason there was a snafu on the school district hiring thing is ASSHOLERY! The guy interviewing me was mad at my new boss because she didn't want to hire his assistant's son -- she wanted me(mememeME!) who was way more qualified.

So there's some jiggery-pokery going on with one of the contractsm but they wanted ME!

Woo hoo!

Happy birthday JessMoon!!

Happy birthday, Hil (hey, I can ask you MATHY questions now, god help us all!)