It's simple. I slap 'em around a bit, torture 'em, make their lives hell...Sure, the nice guys'll run away,but every now and then you'll find a prince like Spike who gets off on it.

Buffy ,'Get It Done'


Spike's Bitches 43: Who am I kidding? I love to brag.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


amych - Nov 13, 2008 3:44:54 am PST #1142 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

I assume that's such a small margin that there will be an automatic recount.

The margin for a recount is .5% and it's currently at .29% -- otoh, the remaining precincts are Begich-friendly enough that he could conceivably get past the recount margin before they're done.

omg she's doing it again make her stop omg


Strix - Nov 13, 2008 3:56:05 am PST #1143 of 10000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Morning, all!!!

I GOT THE JOB(S)! It's all officially official!

I start on Monday. And...the reason there was a snafu on the school district hiring thing is ASSHOLERY! The guy interviewing me was mad at my new boss because she didn't want to hire his assistant's son -- she wanted me(mememeME!) who was way more qualified.

So there's some jiggery-pokery going on with one of the contractsm but they wanted ME!

Woo hoo!

Happy birthday JessMoon!!

Happy birthday, Hil (hey, I can ask you MATHY questions now, god help us all!)


Laura - Nov 13, 2008 3:56:48 am PST #1144 of 10000
Our wings are not tired.

I really wouldn't wish Palin on the senate. She's in Miami today. Think I should pop down and see if she'll have a Cuban coffee with me? I'll say I'm a reporter. She seems to want to talk to anybody these days.

Dear beloved customers,

I support your EMR software. I understand that you don't know anyone else that knows anything about computers. Your virus warning at 6:38 this morning, not my problem. Your internet being down at 8:45, not my problem. Yes, you owe me chocolate for calming you down. Also, I may change my cell number.

Love, Laura


Tom Scola - Nov 13, 2008 3:57:20 am PST #1145 of 10000
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

YAY, ERIN!!!! YAY!!!


Laura - Nov 13, 2008 3:57:50 am PST #1146 of 10000
Our wings are not tired.

Woo! Grabs Erin's hands and dances round and round!


Daisy Jane - Nov 13, 2008 4:02:30 am PST #1147 of 10000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Yay Erin!!!

DJ, what wonderful things. Would it be uncouth to print them out and attach with applications?

Oh not at all. They are mos def going in the portfolio. HK already has some people interested. I had to send her a blurb for current job to add to my resume. Our project manager should have retooled mine last night, so I can put it out to some other people.

This lay off has been so untraumatic and smooth I don't even know what to think.

And in other "Can my week get any better!?!" news. One of my best friends is home from Australia for a while!


Sparky1 - Nov 13, 2008 4:03:04 am PST #1148 of 10000
Librarian Warlord

Hurrah, Erin!

Happy B'day, Hil!


hippocampus - Nov 13, 2008 4:03:33 am PST #1149 of 10000
not your mom's socks.

YAY ERIN!!!!!!!

Dear Cousin,

Yes, you are correct, and as always the smartypants one. I am currently drafting a tersely worded essay on the topic of "Have fun without me SUCKAS".

Love, Me

Laura - passes you coffee and a flaming cow.


Nora Deirdre - Nov 13, 2008 4:03:58 am PST #1150 of 10000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

good job, Erin! Hooray for employment!


Barb - Nov 13, 2008 4:05:59 am PST #1151 of 10000
“Not dead yet!”

Woo hoooooooooo, ERIN!!