Lorne: My little prince. Oh…what did they do to you? Angel: Nina…tried to…eat me. Lorne: Oh, you're--medic! You're gonna make it Angel. Just don't stop fighting. Doctor! Is there a Gepetto in the house?

'Smile Time'


F2F5: I forget that everyone isn't us

Plan what to do, what to wear (you can never go wrong with a corset), and get ready for the next BuffistaCon.


NoiseDesign - Mar 16, 2009 3:31:10 am PDT #744 of 12743
Our wings are not tired

That could be arranged.


Toddson - Mar 16, 2009 3:48:36 am PDT #745 of 12743
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

A Lucha Libre wedding!


Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 16, 2009 5:36:26 am PDT #746 of 12743
You have to remember that being a 5-time Olympic medalist means Hilary Knight has been playing hockey at an elite level at least 16 years. It's impossible for her to be a teenage girl less than 16 years old, thus the President's complete lack of interest.

Wait! What? Devil boy is ordained??

He didn't specify which religion, did he?


omnis_audis - Mar 16, 2009 6:16:16 am PDT #747 of 12743
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Joe is ordained also. He and ND could tag-team the ceremony.
That could be the strangest wedding ever. Somehow I see Joe handing the couple each a 20 sided die and say "roll for ___ "

(sorry, just woke up, still not awake enough to come up with a quippy thing to roll for)


Steph L. - Mar 16, 2009 6:16:50 am PDT #748 of 12743
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

"The groom failed to make a saving throw against bachelorhood!"


meara - Mar 16, 2009 6:26:25 am PDT #749 of 12743

I have clearly been hanging out in this thread too much, becuase I just had a bizarre dream last night that I was hanging out with a bunch of skateboarders (er...?) and it was suddenly Saturday morning of the f2f and Vortex and Juliana and I panicked because we realized we hadn't ordered any booze, and we hadn't planned anything, and SHIT! So we were frantically calling each other on the phone and making plans ot meet up and do mad shopping later in the afternoon.


Tom Scola - Mar 16, 2009 6:31:35 am PDT #750 of 12743
They pay me in WOIMS

it was suddenly Saturday morning of the f2f and Vortex and Juliana and I panicked because we realized we hadn't ordered any booze

SCARIEST NIGHTMARE EVER!!!


Vortex - Mar 16, 2009 6:32:56 am PDT #751 of 12743
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

it was suddenly Saturday morning of the f2f and Vortex and Juliana and I panicked because we realized we hadn't ordered any booze

and then we raided our own stashes and discovered that we had more than enough?


Ginger - Mar 16, 2009 6:48:55 am PDT #752 of 12743
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

we realized we hadn't ordered any booze

Like that could happen.


Trudy Booth - Mar 16, 2009 7:16:27 am PDT #753 of 12743
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Do I hear Aimee coming?