Xander: Look who's got a bad case of Dark Prince envy. Dracula: Leave us. Xander: No, we're not going to "Leabbb you." And where'd you get that accent, Sesame Street? "One, Two, Three - three victims! Maw ha ha!"

'Lessons'


F2F5: I forget that everyone isn't us

Plan what to do, what to wear (you can never go wrong with a corset), and get ready for the next BuffistaCon.


Steph L. - Mar 16, 2009 6:16:50 am PDT #748 of 12777
That which does not kill you should RUN

"The groom failed to make a saving throw against bachelorhood!"


meara - Mar 16, 2009 6:26:25 am PDT #749 of 12777

I have clearly been hanging out in this thread too much, becuase I just had a bizarre dream last night that I was hanging out with a bunch of skateboarders (er...?) and it was suddenly Saturday morning of the f2f and Vortex and Juliana and I panicked because we realized we hadn't ordered any booze, and we hadn't planned anything, and SHIT! So we were frantically calling each other on the phone and making plans ot meet up and do mad shopping later in the afternoon.


Tom Scola - Mar 16, 2009 6:31:35 am PDT #750 of 12777
Where do you come from? Where do you go? What is your scene, baby? We just gotta know.

it was suddenly Saturday morning of the f2f and Vortex and Juliana and I panicked because we realized we hadn't ordered any booze

SCARIEST NIGHTMARE EVER!!!


Vortex - Mar 16, 2009 6:32:56 am PDT #751 of 12777
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

it was suddenly Saturday morning of the f2f and Vortex and Juliana and I panicked because we realized we hadn't ordered any booze

and then we raided our own stashes and discovered that we had more than enough?


Ginger - Mar 16, 2009 6:48:55 am PDT #752 of 12777
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

we realized we hadn't ordered any booze

Like that could happen.


Trudy Booth - Mar 16, 2009 7:16:27 am PDT #753 of 12777
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Do I hear Aimee coming?


Aims - Mar 16, 2009 7:15:07 am PDT #754 of 12777
Shit's all sorts of different now.

(Psst - I think you meant that for Bitches, Trudes.)


megan walker - Mar 16, 2009 7:21:07 am PDT #755 of 12777
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Hah. I just wrote up a whole response and realized that it might be from Natter so I went to check.


juliana - Mar 16, 2009 8:09:25 am PDT #756 of 12777
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

it was suddenly Saturday morning of the f2f and Vortex and Juliana and I panicked because we realized we hadn't ordered any booze

and then we raided our own stashes and discovered that we had more than enough?

It's funny because it's true! (Srsly, you should see my household bar. Impressive does not begin to describe it.)


Fay - Mar 16, 2009 8:13:15 am PDT #757 of 12777
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Drew and Joe are both ordained?

Man, I've always thought that, were I ever to wed, it would be in Vegas, with an Elvis Impersonator minister. But suddenly I find myself wanting to get married in Seattle at the F2F.

...anyone got any spare Canadians lying around?