Oh, yeah. There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity... Well, at least he used to before he was a vampire... Anyway, he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was a little, little Exact-O knife ... You're not loving this story.

Buffy ,'Beneath You'


F2F5: I forget that everyone isn't us

Plan what to do, what to wear (you can never go wrong with a corset), and get ready for the next BuffistaCon.


Laga - Oct 28, 2009 1:15:01 pm PDT #4152 of 12706
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

yep, still sexy.


Beverly - Oct 28, 2009 7:28:01 pm PDT #4153 of 12706
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Brilliant Izzard among peers and familiar faces. And yet, he does rock the heels and tiara, too.


Fay - Oct 29, 2009 8:38:58 am PDT #4154 of 12706
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

I heart the b'jayzus out of Eddie Izzard, because his stream-of-consciousness surrealist monologues are excellent windows into Fayworld. It's all cats and jam and wolves and James Mason. And Darth Vader. And cake. And Sean Connery playing Noah.

Ahem. Sorry. Carry on.


Glamcookie - Oct 29, 2009 8:41:40 am PDT #4155 of 12706
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Okay, I forgot about the Vader skit. That shit was hysterical. I'll give him that one for sure.


Ailleann - Oct 29, 2009 8:59:50 am PDT #4156 of 12706
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

"Sir Lord Vader? Sir Lord Darth Vader?"

"What, did you dry these in a rainforest?"


EpicTangent - Oct 30, 2009 3:36:24 pm PDT #4157 of 12706
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

I have had to explain the cake thing so many times because of how I casually drop, "Cake or Death?" in conversation.

And even my brother like the Death Star Canteen. My brother!


Steph L. - Oct 30, 2009 3:49:48 pm PDT #4158 of 12706
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I had to show The Boy the Real Ultimate Power ninja site, because I used the phrase "flip out like a mammal."


Java cat - Oct 30, 2009 5:10:11 pm PDT #4159 of 12706
Not javachik

I had no idea those phrases came from him. Will have to check it out.


Pix - Oct 30, 2009 5:54:15 pm PDT #4160 of 12706
The status is NOT quo.

I had no idea those phrases came from him. Will have to check it out.

I think the Real Ultimate Power Ninja site was my fault. Definitely not Eddie Izzard. Funny as hell, though.


javachik - Nov 03, 2009 8:21:50 am PST #4161 of 12706
Our wings are not tired.

I'm very bummed, but I won't be going to DC next week; FDA reeived over 1,000 requests to attend the public hearings on social media, and the room fits fewer than 300. So, no dinner with Vortex and no meeting BabyFras. Boo!