Me being me, I thought about how I could still be smuggling something in my crotch
Ask Clarence Thomas. He knows.
Riley: Oh, yeah. Sorry 'bout last time. Heard I missed out on some fun. Xander: Oh yeah, fun was had. Also frolic, merriment and near-death hijinks.
'Never Leave Me'
F2F5: I forget that everyone isn't us
Plan what to do, what to wear (you can never go wrong with a corset), and get ready for the next BuffistaCon.
Barb - Jun 28, 2009 4:17:12 pm PDT #3201 of 12703
“Not dead yet!”
Lee - Jun 28, 2009 4:18:04 pm PDT #3202 of 12703
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
I went through a period where I would get searched almost every flight, usually for drugs, but sometimes for expolosives.
Laura - Jun 28, 2009 4:19:26 pm PDT #3203 of 12703
Our wings are not tired.
My sister has a fake knee and has to get checked over every single time she goes through security. She tried at first pointing to the obvious scar, but now she just accepts her fate.
brenda m - Jun 28, 2009 4:23:38 pm PDT #3204 of 12703
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
My sister has a fake knee and has to get checked over every single time she goes through security. She tried at first pointing to the obvious scar, but now she just accepts her fate.
My dad gets the same treatment. But I think he's okay with it because it gives him the opportunity to use one of his favored lines: "Who knows what evil lurks in the knees of men?"
Laura - Jun 28, 2009 4:25:53 pm PDT #3205 of 12703
Our wings are not tired.
I'll have to tell Mona that one!
Hil R. - Jun 28, 2009 5:17:19 pm PDT #3206 of 12703
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
For about two years, I got searched for explosives every single time I went through the New Orleans airport, which was at least four times a year, sometimes five or six. I never got searched on the way back to NO, but I did get searched every single time I flew out of there.
DebetEsse - Jun 29, 2009 2:41:47 am PDT #3207 of 12703
Woe to the fucking wicked.
I watched a security line for a while at one airport (while waiting in line). It seemed like the randomization was "whatever person is next in line when we finish with the last person we searched."
Toddson - Jun 29, 2009 3:54:18 am PDT #3208 of 12703
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
I had my bag searched on the way to Seattle, but not back. And on one flight they were checking people right before they got on the plane. AND, while waiting for my flight from Denver to DC, they came through and checked two from random people's liquids-and-gels baggie, and they did check mine.
I unpacked the night I got home ... boring, yes, and I did some laundry the next day.
And, in re the hugging - I'm usually skittish about being touched, but with the Buffistas? I'm not. Says something about the group, or at least my reaction to you.
Zenkitty - Jun 29, 2009 4:39:15 am PDT #3209 of 12703
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
It seemed like the randomization was "whatever person is next in line when we finish with the last person we searched."
That's random enough, I guess. The security gate had just opened when I went through, so I was probably picked because "We're ready now! Who's next in line?"
Fortunately, that wasn't the only groping I got all weekend.
Me, I usually don't unpack for days and days. This time I unpacked by dumping my bag into the washer and digging out the shoes.
Polter-Cow - Jun 29, 2009 5:46:12 am PDT #3210 of 12703
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
The next installment of my Seattle post is up, now with 300% more F2F action!
And, in re the hugging - I'm usually skittish about being touched, but with the Buffistas? I'm not. Says something about the group, or at least my reaction to you.
We are special.