TCG and I are in Seattle, a little less than an hour later than expected. We're still on the plane and hopefully getting a taxi to the hotel soon.
'Life of the Party'
F2F5: I forget that everyone isn't us
Plan what to do, what to wear (you can never go wrong with a corset), and get ready for the next BuffistaCon.
Vortex, megan, and I have arrived! Now if they'll let us off the plane, we could REALLY have fun!
SJ! Don't take a taxi, I can give you guys a ride!!!
I'm at Vortex adn juliana's gate, waiting for them!
JZ just called. They're getting on the 9 O'clock flight.
She finally wrangled Matilda into pajamas there in the gate area which made Matilda fully wroth.
Matilda pointed an accusatory finger and proclaimed: "You're the polar bear I ever saw!"
Then she went to pout behind a trash can for a full five minutes, furious at her pajama-ed state.
Then she returned to Jacqueline, pointed accusingly and silently mouthed: "Polar bear."
What kind of stories are you telling her about polar bears?
What kind of stories are you telling her about polar bears?
Uh...They'll eat your head?
so polar bears = evil
so polar bears = evil
Is that news? They are the only land predator that actively hunts humans.
::waits for billytea or Theo to correct him::
so polar bears = evil
SOMEONE'S got to be oppressed! t /Godspell
Look, our more enlightened world is fresh out of bad guys with which to menace our children into obedience. We can't threaten to sell them to Gypsies or Indians. Nobody is going to make matzoh from them. The Commies are just about gone. Even the Big Bad Wolf is a symbol of the majesty and wildness of the West and the unleashed power of half a million Wicca. Oh, and FORGET scaring them with witches, half their friends are witches. Even the Boogie-man Americans have cultural outreach now.
We're left with a world where children are forced to silently mouth "Polar Bear" at their parents until they're old enough to call them motherfuckers.
Buffistas are the best! Meara gave us a ride to the airport where we are contemplating food. Juliana, I can't leave a message on your cell. Call me if you're up to eating with us.