It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


F2F5: I forget that everyone isn't us

Plan what to do, what to wear (you can never go wrong with a corset), and get ready for the next BuffistaCon.


Cass - May 10, 2024 2:51:33 pm PDT #12567 of 12685
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

All set for San Francisco.

Staying near the Majestic as they were booked. Just a few blocks away at the Epik.


Jessica - May 12, 2024 9:14:09 am PDT #12568 of 12685
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Important pre-packing question - is there anyone staying at the Majestic next weekend who can help me with a corset on Saturday night?


Steph L. - May 12, 2024 10:57:10 am PDT #12569 of 12685
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

I’m your gal!


Jessica - May 12, 2024 11:34:05 am PDT #12570 of 12685
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Excellent! Faire garb it is!


brenda m - May 12, 2024 4:12:41 pm PDT #12571 of 12685
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Oh, hang on, I might fit back into my corset again.

(As it is, I just tried on a shit ton of old dresses in search of something for Saturday that could be fairly described as a frock. I unexpectedly found plenty of things I’d be excited to wear. And still went out and bought a bunch of new shit. I may need to invest in a steamer trunk. Which at least would be location-appropriate so there’s that.)


Steph L. - May 13, 2024 7:54:17 am PDT #12572 of 12685
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

I'm annoyed because a dress I ordered 4 weeks ago from eShakti has still not been shipped. (In their defense, the confirmation email does say "Your order is estimated to be delivered in approximately 2-4 weeks," so they're not technically late.) I bought it mostly for our niece's wedding next weekend, but I wanted to wear it to the memorial, too. I have plenty of other dresses, though, so I have backup options.


-t - May 13, 2024 9:21:11 am PDT #12573 of 12685
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I ordered two dresses off of eShakti 7 weeks ago thinking they would be good for the memorial. The app still says "delivery before April 15" for the order but the items are still in "Fabric and kit creation" so I don't expect them any time soon. I did assume 2-4 weeks was optimistic but I thought 8 weeks might not be too much to hope for...


Steph L. - May 13, 2024 9:27:02 am PDT #12574 of 12685
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Yikes, I'm going to guess that if yours hasn't been delivered by 7 weeks, my 4-week-old order isn't even going to make it in time for our niece's wedding. Dang.


-t - May 13, 2024 9:36:45 am PDT #12575 of 12685
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

It still might! But it might not.


Steph L. - May 13, 2024 9:38:17 am PDT #12576 of 12685
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

It's a shame, because it's an awesome dress: [link]