Liv (who has the concept of "big" and "little" down and is fascinated by body parts) just pointed to my breast and said, "Big boobie." then to her own and said, "Little boobie!"
I nearly choked to death laughing.
I got stabbed, you know, right here.
Mal ,'Shindig'
Natter 61*
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Cashmere - Oct 27, 2008 3:47:27 pm PDT #6893 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
sarameg - Oct 27, 2008 3:50:48 pm PDT #6894 of 10001
One of my toddler charges, falling asleep on me, reached up and padded my boob and said "you have nice cushions." I about died holding my breath to keep from laughing.
Sheryl - Oct 27, 2008 3:56:23 pm PDT #6895 of 10001
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"
Timelies all!
Back from OVFF. Had fun, heard lots of good music, and acquired a knit DNA double helix.
Gadget_Girl - Oct 27, 2008 4:04:27 pm PDT #6896 of 10001
Just call me "Siouxsie Shunshine".
Signed,
Has Lived in the South Far Too Freakin' Long
[subtext of: Get Me the Hell Out!]
So. Much. This.
Sophia Brooks - Oct 27, 2008 4:06:09 pm PDT #6897 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
Although I wasn't a potentially aborted fetus, I spent many years thinking I was, and am still very pro-choice. I am sure there are also men in my situation.
The billboard in my poor neighborhood now advertise Ruinite and Geico, but man, I feel like the Lotto has really brainwashed a lot of people. I used to sell Lotto/scratch offs, and I can really not buy them now, because I saw so many people spend so much money... it made me sick. And the people who were spending $100 a week were not the people who could afford it, but those who the dream of the millions meant the most. I am not sure if the state run taxed "lotto" is better than numbers running.
Matt the Bruins fan - Oct 27, 2008 4:20:44 pm PDT #6898 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
We have one of those lotto initiatives on the ballot here, supposedly prompted by the desire to keep money in the state. But I suspect it would also drain a lot out of the pockets of people too poor to drive to Missouri or Tunica and gamble there.
JZ - Oct 27, 2008 4:28:30 pm PDT #6899 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
All your toddlers sound adorable. Matilda is interspersing adorable with contrary; I just tried to get her to say "Barack Obama," and she said sternly, "No Bocka Mama!" and then cracked up. Then, oh so pleased with herself, she added, "No Fuckorama!"
I. Um. Huh.
sarameg - Oct 27, 2008 4:29:43 pm PDT #6900 of 10001
Oh.dear.
SailAweigh - Oct 27, 2008 4:30:43 pm PDT #6901 of 10001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb
OMG. Buffista kids are just cracking my shit up! This is better than the jokes in Reader's Digest.
tommyrot - Oct 27, 2008 4:30:50 pm PDT #6902 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Then, oh so pleased with herself, she added, "No Fuckorama!"
Wise girl. The Fuckorama is just filled with poseurs these days.