Anya: We should drop a piano on her. It always works for that creepy cartoon rabbit when he's running from that nice man with the speech impediment. Giles: Yes, or perhaps we could paint a convincing fake tunnel on the side of a mountain.

'Touched'


Natter 61*  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Nora Deirdre - Oct 21, 2008 8:20:00 am PDT #5663 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

I thought they were called "salons"?


Barb - Oct 21, 2008 8:21:00 am PDT #5664 of 10001
“Not dead yet!”

I think we need a spa weekend. We can write it off.


Allyson - Oct 21, 2008 8:22:23 am PDT #5665 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Wait...you guys have meetings? What do we do here in "Hollywood"?


Jessica - Oct 21, 2008 8:23:07 am PDT #5666 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

What do we do here in "Hollywood"?

"Lunch"


DavidS - Oct 21, 2008 8:23:14 am PDT #5667 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Some of the people that I work for are poopyheads. I'm just saying.

Weren't there poopyheads at your last job, Dana? The trend I'm seeing is that wherever you are, poopyheads follow.

I think you need to own this.


Gudanov - Oct 21, 2008 8:24:08 am PDT #5668 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

What do we do here in "Hollywood"?

Indoctrinate the masses through popular culture.


DavidS - Oct 21, 2008 8:25:30 am PDT #5669 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

There are no real Americans in Hollywood, so I don't think they do much of anything. They lack the American do-it-ivity.


Gudanov - Oct 21, 2008 8:28:28 am PDT #5670 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

There are no real Americans in Hollywood, so I don't think they do much of anything. They lack the American do-it-ivity.

Yeah, that must be why the masses haven't all been indoctrinated yet. If there were real Americans in Hollywood, then there wouldn't be any real Americans left.


DavidS - Oct 21, 2008 8:30:35 am PDT #5671 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

If there were real Americans in Hollywood, then there wouldn't be any real Americans left.

This is koan-worthy.

Tim Burton arrives at Scream Awards by gothed out hot air balloon.

My favorite comment speaks for us all, I think:

Why don’t I travel everywhere by gothed-out hot air balloon? Why am I not accompanied by a perpetual Danny Elfman-penned soundtrack? Why am I not greeted everywhere I go by women in fanciful costumes twirling fiery…thingies…to say nothing of being greeted with open arms by Winona Ryder?

Man, Tim Burton is living the life.


Dana - Oct 21, 2008 8:31:50 am PDT #5672 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Weren't there poopyheads at your last job, Dana? The trend I'm seeing is that wherever you are, poopyheads follow.

I think there are just too many poopyheads in the world in general.

This guy isn't too bad, considering. I am just irritated that someone calls me to check my schedule, then goes behind my back to talk to my project manager about my schedule. No, really, I'm not going to change my story.