There are no real Americans in Hollywood, so I don't think they do much of anything. They lack the American do-it-ivity.

Yeah, that must be why the masses haven't all been indoctrinated yet. If there were real Americans in Hollywood, then there wouldn't be any real Americans left.

If there were real Americans in Hollywood, then there wouldn't be any real Americans left.

This is koan-worthy.

Tim Burton arrives at Scream Awards by gothed out hot air balloon.

My favorite comment speaks for us all, I think:

Why don’t I travel everywhere by gothed-out hot air balloon? Why am I not accompanied by a perpetual Danny Elfman-penned soundtrack? Why am I not greeted everywhere I go by women in fanciful costumes twirling fiery…thingies…to say nothing of being greeted with open arms by Winona Ryder?

Man, Tim Burton is living the life.

Weren't there poopyheads at your last job, Dana? The trend I'm seeing is that wherever you are, poopyheads follow.

I think there are just too many poopyheads in the world in general.

This guy isn't too bad, considering. I am just irritated that someone calls me to check my schedule, then goes behind my back to talk to my project manager about my schedule. No, really, I'm not going to change my story.

I really like this LOL cat, not least because "Buster" looks a lot like my Amarna, only she's fat.

I think there are just too many poopyheads in the world in general.

True fact.

Christ, I have too many meetings today for my first day back!

Christ, I have too many meetings today for my first day back!

You know what would be cool but irresponsible? Saying, "I'm going to get some coffee, I'll be right back." Then catching a cab to the airport and going immediately back to Las Vegas, where you max out your credit card going to spas, eating fancy meals and seeing all of the Cirque shows in town.

For amych: Naked men with swords. (old school nudist type shots, with no hanging cock in view)

Remember my post (from an hour and a half ago) about Hayes saying Liberals hate real Americans? He now denies saying it. But there's audio of him saying it.

I see that the exact text is:

Sarah Palin — she’s a lady that can get ‘er done. She’s been in Alaska. She got ‘er did! Folks, there’s a real America, and liberals hate real Americans that work, and accomplish, and achieve, and believe in God. That’s a great comparison.

You know what is really disturbing here. "Got 'er did" What the hell tense is that?

seeing all of the Cirque shows in town.

That would be cool and irresponsible! Of course, I don't think there's enough time in a week to see all of the Cirque shows...

What the hell tense is that?

American, you commie fag!

For Tense Americans.