Wish I was kidding. She is a normal kid who just started biting. I know the stress of being a Senior; however, it is a bit much. I know her home is pretty crappy and her parents don't respond well to ANY call from the school. I don't know what it going to happen with the whole thing. Tried talking to her about it and she told me she "never bit anyone who didn't deserve it."
There's a song on Yo Gabba Gabba titled "Don't Bite Your Friends" that she needs to watch. And then you can extend the lesson to "Don't Bite Your Deserving Enemies Either Or You'll Be Charged With Assault."
That article is the bomb, Hecubus.
Makes me want to get my Pres on, big-time.
And I have to agree that "cleaner than a virgin in detergent" is some pretty solid imagery.
And shit.ETA: I used to bite my brother when we fought, but it stopped being effective after my mother ripped up one side and down the other about the millions of germs and if he developed an infection, my butt would be grass.
But I wasn't seventeen. God...
she told me she "never bit anyone who didn't deserve it."
You shoulda' slapped her, then told her she deserved it.
Me be treated like a fool, you know that's unheard of
t /Coolio
She is a normal kid who just started biting.
Have you considered rabies?
Oh! Good luck, ita! That's what I should have been doing today -- applying for jobs. Meh.
I really don't want to go to work tomorrow.
This is disturbing, with a big dose of wtf...
CULLOWHEE – A dead bear was found dumped this morning on the Western Carolina University campus, draped with a pair of Obama campaign signs, university police said.
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There's a song on Yo Gabba Gabba titled "Don't Bite Your Friends" that she needs to watch. And then you can extend the lesson to "Don't Bite Your Deserving Enemies Either Or You'll Be Charged With Assault."
Dave is my hero for the day.
Have you considered rabies?
yep.
Vampirism?
I could only be so lucky.
You shoulda' slapped her, then told her she deserved it.
I did pop her on the hand and told her she deserved it. She agreed and thought it was funny. Strange kid.
I know - make her watch
The Breakfast Club,
and have her write an essay on why the transformation of Ally Sheedy's character at the end of the film sucked....
