That article is the bomb, Hecubus. Makes me want to get my Pres on, big-time. And I have to agree that "cleaner than a virgin in detergent" is some pretty solid imagery. And shit.ETA: I used to bite my brother when we fought, but it stopped being effective after my mother ripped up one side and down the other about the millions of germs and if he developed an infection, my butt would be grass. But I wasn't seventeen. God...
This is not funny. This... this is a morality tale about the evils of sake.
Simon ,'Objects In Space'
Natter 61*
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
erikaj - Oct 20, 2008 3:25:10 pm PDT #5601 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
tommyrot - Oct 20, 2008 3:30:59 pm PDT #5602 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
she told me she "never bit anyone who didn't deserve it."
You shoulda' slapped her, then told her she deserved it.
Jesse - Oct 20, 2008 3:35:43 pm PDT #5603 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Me be treated like a fool, you know that's unheard of t /Coolio
Ginger - Oct 20, 2008 3:36:42 pm PDT #5604 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
She is a normal kid who just started biting.
Have you considered rabies?
Jesse - Oct 20, 2008 3:36:49 pm PDT #5605 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Oh! Good luck, ita! That's what I should have been doing today -- applying for jobs. Meh.
I really don't want to go to work tomorrow.
tommyrot - Oct 20, 2008 3:37:59 pm PDT #5606 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Have you considered rabies?
Vampirism?
tommyrot - Oct 20, 2008 3:42:40 pm PDT #5607 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
This is disturbing, with a big dose of wtf...
CULLOWHEE – A dead bear was found dumped this morning on the Western Carolina University campus, draped with a pair of Obama campaign signs, university police said.
Gadget_Girl - Oct 20, 2008 3:44:02 pm PDT #5608 of 10001
Just call me "Siouxsie Shunshine".
There's a song on Yo Gabba Gabba titled "Don't Bite Your Friends" that she needs to watch. And then you can extend the lesson to "Don't Bite Your Deserving Enemies Either Or You'll Be Charged With Assault."
Dave is my hero for the day.
Have you considered rabies?
yep.
Vampirism?
I could only be so lucky.
You shoulda' slapped her, then told her she deserved it.
I did pop her on the hand and told her she deserved it. She agreed and thought it was funny. Strange kid.
tommyrot - Oct 20, 2008 3:47:33 pm PDT #5609 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I know - make her watch The Breakfast Club, and have her write an essay on why the transformation of Ally Sheedy's character at the end of the film sucked....
sarameg - Oct 20, 2008 4:09:44 pm PDT #5610 of 10001
Jesus christ. Drama.
Pounding at my door. A woman asking for a phone to call the police. I give it and shut the door. Scuffling in the hall (no, I am keeping my door shut! I don't know what the fuck is going on and I don't know you and the police have been called! I am a single woman and there are several people out there subduing a dude for you, *I* don't have that kind of backup, I'm not inviting the brawl in!) Police are here and I have my phone back.
Sounds like a family intervention gone badly awry. The mother (same woman) and grandparents apologize for the disturbance. The grandmother and grandfather were nearly in tears apologizing to me. Yeah...I need out of here.
If someone needs a phone, I'll give it or call 911 for them. I'd like to think I'd give shelter if needed (uh, I have, but I knew the kid well) but when the odds say it isn't yet necessary, I'm not going to be foolish.