At least there was no malt liquor.
These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me.
Jayne ,'The Train Job'
Natter 61*
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Oct 16, 2008 3:52:04 pm PDT #5005 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
brenda m - Oct 16, 2008 3:52:49 pm PDT #5006 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
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Nora Deirdre - Oct 16, 2008 4:01:45 pm PDT #5007 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
So Joe the Plumber has himself a little domestic violence issue...
This guy was vetted just as well as Sarah Palin!
§ ita § - Oct 16, 2008 4:03:12 pm PDT #5008 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
So, not only are La Madonna and El Ritchie getting divorced, but Téa and David Duchovny are separated. But they weren't telling the media for the kids' sakes. Which is odd considering they had told about his sex addiction...
amych - Oct 16, 2008 4:24:24 pm PDT #5009 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Am I an awful person for not getting DD a card and gift for Boss's Day?
Dude, even with the best of all imaginable bosses, Boss's Day is an evil vicious plot. With DD? You're a saint for not napalming his office.
Gadget_Girl - Oct 16, 2008 4:27:50 pm PDT #5010 of 10001
Just call me "Siouxsie Shunshine".
You're a saint for not napalming his office.
That was one of my thoughts for the "perfect gift". Poisonous snake also worked its way onto the list. (I feared the snake would think DD was his brother)
Barb - Oct 16, 2008 4:29:30 pm PDT #5011 of 10001
“Not dead yet!”
(I feared the snake would think DD was his brother)
The trick with DD would be to find something that looks cuddly and adorable but is vicious as hell, like a koala.
brenda m - Oct 16, 2008 4:33:36 pm PDT #5012 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Dude, even with the best of all imaginable bosses, Boss's Day is an evil vicious plot.
I had to totally bite my tongue on my usual Boss's Day rant today. But even though this year I had to be gracious, it's still BS.
§ ita § - Oct 16, 2008 4:40:57 pm PDT #5013 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Know what's tasty? Applesauce with organic sliced strawberries in it. Know what's cool about nominally being a grownup? Eating it before dinner.
sarameg - Oct 16, 2008 4:51:02 pm PDT #5014 of 10001
Sounds good, ita. I've fallen back in love with fresh strawberry milkshakes now that I can undairy and defat them.
I keep finding Loki asleep...in the bathtub.
I don't get it.
(If it were hot, sure. I encouraged D and MK to lie there when my a/c was busted. But it ain't busted or hot.)
(there's kinda a Mister Kitty shaped hole here. He's best off at the vets, and not here and miserable like he was, but... Man.)