You're a saint for not napalming his office.
That was one of my thoughts for the "perfect gift". Poisonous snake also worked its way onto the list. (I feared the snake would think DD was his brother)
Mal: Zoe, why do I have a wife? Jayne: You got a wife? All I got is that dumbass stick sounds like its raining. How come you got a wife?
'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Natter 61*
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Gadget_Girl - Oct 16, 2008 4:27:50 pm PDT #5010 of 10001
Just call me "Siouxsie Shunshine".
Barb - Oct 16, 2008 4:29:30 pm PDT #5011 of 10001
“Not dead yet!”
(I feared the snake would think DD was his brother)
The trick with DD would be to find something that looks cuddly and adorable but is vicious as hell, like a koala.
brenda m - Oct 16, 2008 4:33:36 pm PDT #5012 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Dude, even with the best of all imaginable bosses, Boss's Day is an evil vicious plot.
I had to totally bite my tongue on my usual Boss's Day rant today. But even though this year I had to be gracious, it's still BS.
§ ita § - Oct 16, 2008 4:40:57 pm PDT #5013 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Know what's tasty? Applesauce with organic sliced strawberries in it. Know what's cool about nominally being a grownup? Eating it before dinner.
sarameg - Oct 16, 2008 4:51:02 pm PDT #5014 of 10001
Sounds good, ita. I've fallen back in love with fresh strawberry milkshakes now that I can undairy and defat them.
I keep finding Loki asleep...in the bathtub.
I don't get it.
(If it were hot, sure. I encouraged D and MK to lie there when my a/c was busted. But it ain't busted or hot.)
(there's kinda a Mister Kitty shaped hole here. He's best off at the vets, and not here and miserable like he was, but... Man.)
§ ita § - Oct 16, 2008 5:02:43 pm PDT #5015 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
He'll fill the hole all the better when he gets back, for being the healthier.
Matt the Bruins fan - Oct 16, 2008 5:08:19 pm PDT #5016 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
The trick with DD would be to find something that looks cuddly and adorable but is vicious as hell, like a koala.
I think another deceptively unthreatening animal from our friends Down Under would be the way to go: the platypus. Specifically the male platypus, whose laughable patchwork physiology conceals venom spurs with agonizing poison that's unresponsive to painkillers like morphine.
Kat - Oct 16, 2008 5:13:35 pm PDT #5017 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
sara, Maceo slept in the sink when he was a little one.
I went to the consignment sale and spent less than I was worried I would but more than I would like. Lots of pants for Noah and Grace.
tommyrot - Oct 16, 2008 5:15:52 pm PDT #5018 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Specifically the male platypus, whose laughable patchwork physiology conceals venom spurs with agonizing poison that's unresponsive to painkillers like morphine.
Are there any supervillains or superheros named "The Platypus"?
Scrappy - Oct 16, 2008 5:32:08 pm PDT #5019 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
We just spent *gulp* $375.00. My old motorcycle helmet is MIA and a person can't ride without a helmet. And a smart person can't ride without a full-face helmet. Apparently I have a fancy head, since the cheaper helmets don't fit. Good thing I didn't find a jacket earlier, as that would have broken the bank!