"I don't think she believes me yet," he told the Kingsport Times-News for a story to be published Tuesday. "It's going to take some more convincing."
::boggles::
...because God knows you need some satisfaction in life besides shagging Captain Cardboard! And I never really liked you anyway. And you have stupid hair!
Spike ,'Selfless'
Natter 61*
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jessica - Oct 14, 2008 10:47:21 am PDT #4532 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Barb - Oct 14, 2008 10:48:42 am PDT #4533 of 10001
“Not dead yet!”
The part where he did it behind the wife's back without telling her is grounds for more, let's say, personal punishment.
Involving knives and private parts.
Seriously, this guy? Not Too Bright. If this is his third kid, he should know the kind of toxic cocktail of hormones mom is dealing with.
lisah - Oct 14, 2008 10:51:36 am PDT #4534 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
The comments on that crazy baby name story are hilarious!
Jessica - Oct 14, 2008 10:51:40 am PDT #4535 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I'm choosing to believe this is an urban legend until I actually meet the child in question. Because the alternative is simply too horrifying.
lisah - Oct 14, 2008 10:53:01 am PDT #4536 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
of coure, as my boyfriend said "There's tons of Geraldine Mondale Ferraro Smiths running around."
Steph L. - Oct 14, 2008 11:07:22 am PDT #4537 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Ciptak, a blood bank employee for the American Red Cross, said he named his third child after John McCain and Sarah Palin to "to get the word out" about the campaign.
I think people have heard about the campaign.
Maybe just a little.
sumi - Oct 14, 2008 11:30:45 am PDT #4538 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!
McCain's transition chief aided Saddam in Lobbying effort:
William Timmons, the Washington lobbyist who John McCain has named to head his presidential transition team, aided an influence effort on behalf of Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein to ease international sanctions against his regime.
The two lobbyists who Timmons worked closely with over a five year period on the lobbying campaign later either pleaded guilty to or were convicted of federal criminal charges that they had acted as unregistered agents of Saddam Hussein's government.
tommyrot - Oct 14, 2008 11:33:28 am PDT #4539 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Yeah but... umm....
OK, I can't make up any plausible-sounding excuse for McCain. I eagerly wait to see what excuse McCain's brilliant staff will invent.
Barb - Oct 14, 2008 11:48:17 am PDT #4540 of 10001
“Not dead yet!”
I eagerly wait to see what excuse McCain's brilliant staff will invent.
"I’m very very pleased to be cleared of any legal wrongdoing…any hint of any kind of unethical activity there...”
Fred Pete - Oct 14, 2008 11:49:24 am PDT #4541 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.
I'll agree that Sarah Ciptak is a better name than McCain Ciptak or Palin Ciptak. On the other hand, unilaterally overruling a spouse on something as important as what to name the baby? Very. Not. Good.