The naming is grounds for divorce. The part where he did it behind the wife's back without telling her is grounds for more, let's say, personal punishment.
Yes, it's terribly simple. The good guys are always stalwart and true, the bad guys are easily distinguished by their pointy horns or black hats, and, uh, we always defeat them and save the day. No one ever dies, and everybody lives happily ever after.
Giles ,'Conversations with Dead People'
Natter 61*
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
amych - Oct 14, 2008 10:38:14 am PDT #4526 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Hayden - Oct 14, 2008 10:41:17 am PDT #4527 of 10001
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."
I'm sure that child is going to wish for something more dignified and reasonable, such as Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii.
Gudanov - Oct 14, 2008 10:41:52 am PDT #4528 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
Ciptak, a blood bank employee for the American Red Cross, said he named his third child after John McCain and Sarah Palin to "to get the word out" about the campaign.
Get a bumper sticker you freak.
msbelle - Oct 14, 2008 10:41:58 am PDT #4529 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
divorce, sole custody, no parental visitation, and he should have to cover all future therapy costs - oh and the child re-named IMMEDIATELY.
Christopher Buckley
look - principles - I knew people still had them.
Jesse - Oct 14, 2008 10:42:20 am PDT #4530 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
At least Sarah is a nice name. It seems easy enough to drop middle names.
erikaj - Oct 14, 2008 10:43:27 am PDT #4531 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
That guy was SUCH a tool. But I love that Rachel doesn't get intimidated.
Jessica - Oct 14, 2008 10:47:21 am PDT #4532 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
"I don't think she believes me yet," he told the Kingsport Times-News for a story to be published Tuesday. "It's going to take some more convincing."
::boggles::
Barb - Oct 14, 2008 10:48:42 am PDT #4533 of 10001
“Not dead yet!”
The part where he did it behind the wife's back without telling her is grounds for more, let's say, personal punishment.
Involving knives and private parts.
Seriously, this guy? Not Too Bright. If this is his third kid, he should know the kind of toxic cocktail of hormones mom is dealing with.
lisah - Oct 14, 2008 10:51:36 am PDT #4534 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
The comments on that crazy baby name story are hilarious!
Jessica - Oct 14, 2008 10:51:40 am PDT #4535 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I'm choosing to believe this is an urban legend until I actually meet the child in question. Because the alternative is simply too horrifying.