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Can you trust President Jesse on the vital cheese questions of our day? First she says she's for plastic cheese, now she comes out in favor of liberal frou-frou cheese. What gives?
President Jesse. Wrong on cheese; wrong for America?
Dammit, now I want cheese.
Mostly, I just think that different times call for different cheeses. I would Not Be Pleased if I went to a wine bar and ended up with Kraft singles, but I'm also not going to make a grilled cheese sandwich with manchego.
President Jesse. Wrong on cheese; wrong for America?
Mostly, I just think that different times call for different cheeses
OK, what's funny is that was a crosspost.
I would Not Be Pleased if I went to a wine bar and ended up with Kraft singles
What if you are having cheese with Mad Dog 20/20?
I think that will be my new tag line.
so true!
For example, good cheese does not belong in my Tia's Cheese Devil. Only velveeta does. But for my cheese course at the fancy-pants French restaurant I want fancy-pants cheese!
Mostly, I just think that different times call for different cheeses
I think a better campaign line would be "I think that difficult times call for bolder cheeses"
What if you are having cheese with Mad Dog 20/20?
Grocery store brand monterey jack. That or Whiz.
What if you are having cheese with Mad Dog 20/20?
In a wine bar? In that case she's paying too much for her Mad Dog 20/20.
I think Jesse's a cheese flip-flopper.
Maybe the government will bail out the cheese producers, and soon we'll all be eating government cheese....
Also,
Blessed are the cheesemakers.