Harmony: Somebody remembered to pick me up the sweetest unicorn. Guess someone was feeling guilty for standing me up in tenth grade. Brad: What? Had to get her something. She sired me. Peaches: Sire-whipped.

'Beneath You'


Natter 61*  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Kathy A - Oct 09, 2008 6:39:53 am PDT #3596 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Ode to Sean Hannity

When Olbermann read that last night, he was sooo geeked out over the fact that John Cleese actually wrote something for his show. Well, he was also (still) geeked out over the fact that John Cleese actually watches Countdown.

After he read it, complete with a spotlight on him from above, they cut to Rachel Maddow who was cracking up both from the poem and from the lighting. "I want that lighting!! We can do so much with that over here!" It was a pretty hilarious ending to the show last night.


Fred Pete - Oct 09, 2008 6:44:11 am PDT #3597 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.

It's up, it's down, it's up, it's a barrel of monkeys

Only a lot less fun.


Allyson - Oct 09, 2008 6:47:21 am PDT #3598 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Agent Kate is a nice lady with an iron fist. I'm finishing up my manuscript for Sam, and doing polishing tonight before I send it in the morning. Plus! I'm supposed to have the Sam drawings today!

And I'm utterly terrified.

Right now, I'm bringing Sam home, and he's meeting Nina, and they fall in love. I'm calling the chapter Home Is Wherever She Is.

Which is slightly lame, but what it is.


msbelle - Oct 09, 2008 6:53:19 am PDT #3599 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

OH WNYC had something on Bats in Brooklyn today: [link]


Barb - Oct 09, 2008 7:01:02 am PDT #3600 of 10001
“Not dead yet!”

He flashed me a terrible look and I wanted to say, "Listen, motherfucker, aren't you supposed to be all non-judgmental!?"

I love this line like temple monkeys love blessed bananas.

Okay, I've downloaded the MS from the email to my desktop. It's a start.


msbelle - Oct 09, 2008 7:06:40 am PDT #3601 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I was so proud of myself for making and packing a lunch today....BUT I forgot the papers I need for my meeting with the lawyer at 5:30, so now I have to trek back home to get them. that means chowing lunch at my desk now.


DavidS - Oct 09, 2008 7:21:23 am PDT #3602 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

That sucks, msbelle.

The beautification engine: The woman on the right doesn't exist.


Jesse - Oct 09, 2008 7:27:10 am PDT #3603 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

The slide show there is fascinating. I don't understand why they didn't open up James Franco's eyes more, though. Maybe that's a male/female thing -- aren't bigger eyes more "attractive"?


Barb - Oct 09, 2008 7:31:07 am PDT #3604 of 10001
“Not dead yet!”

Well, what I noticed Jesse, was that a lot of the people with larger eyes, that was one of the features that was altered, making them smaller.

They did it with Michael Cera's picture and it really reduced one of his more distinguishable features, IMO. It also took the wideness of his mouth and reduced it considerably.

I like the program on heritage.com that takes a photograph and matches it to celebrities. You can also morph pictures.


msbelle - Oct 09, 2008 7:42:35 am PDT #3605 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

the program on heritage.com that takes a photograph and matches it to celebrities.

link? I am looking on heritage.com and not finding anything.

eta - never mind, googled and found it: myheritage.com - can't get there from work.