Ode to Sean Hannity

When Olbermann read that last night, he was sooo geeked out over the fact that John Cleese actually wrote something for his show. Well, he was also (still) geeked out over the fact that John Cleese actually watches Countdown.

After he read it, complete with a spotlight on him from above, they cut to Rachel Maddow who was cracking up both from the poem and from the lighting. "I want that lighting!! We can do so much with that over here!" It was a pretty hilarious ending to the show last night.

It's up, it's down, it's up, it's a barrel of monkeys

Only a lot less fun.

Agent Kate is a nice lady with an iron fist. I'm finishing up my manuscript for Sam, and doing polishing tonight before I send it in the morning. Plus! I'm supposed to have the Sam drawings today!

And I'm utterly terrified.

Right now, I'm bringing Sam home, and he's meeting Nina, and they fall in love. I'm calling the chapter Home Is Wherever She Is.

Which is slightly lame, but what it is.

OH WNYC had something on Bats in Brooklyn today: [link]

He flashed me a terrible look and I wanted to say, "Listen, motherfucker, aren't you supposed to be all non-judgmental!?"

I love this line like temple monkeys love blessed bananas.

Okay, I've downloaded the MS from the email to my desktop. It's a start.

I was so proud of myself for making and packing a lunch today....BUT I forgot the papers I need for my meeting with the lawyer at 5:30, so now I have to trek back home to get them. that means chowing lunch at my desk now.

That sucks, msbelle.

The beautification engine: The woman on the right doesn't exist.

The slide show there is fascinating. I don't understand why they didn't open up James Franco's eyes more, though. Maybe that's a male/female thing -- aren't bigger eyes more "attractive"?

Well, what I noticed Jesse, was that a lot of the people with larger eyes, that was one of the features that was altered, making them smaller.

They did it with Michael Cera's picture and it really reduced one of his more distinguishable features, IMO. It also took the wideness of his mouth and reduced it considerably.

I like the program on heritage.com that takes a photograph and matches it to celebrities. You can also morph pictures.

the program on heritage.com that takes a photograph and matches it to celebrities.

link? I am looking on heritage.com and not finding anything.

eta - never mind, googled and found it: myheritage.com - can't get there from work.