Right? She kept saying stuff like "Government should get out of the way of the American people," etc., and I thought, if you have such a low opinion of the Federal Government, then WHY DO YOU WANT TO BE IN IT???

It makes a kind of insane troll logic sense when you break it down - she hates government + she's completely unqualified for office = as VP, she would make sure the government was as adorably powerless as she is!

If I found her endearing, I'd say she was Ralph Wiggum.

I strongly suspect that any physical records that deem him fit to be Commander in Chief have been doctored.

By Bob Dole's physician.

I'm a bit relieved, thanks.

And still, watching the youtube video of her church and the witchhunting pastor she seems to love just put an icy cold grip on my heart. Her story may be over in the campaign lifespan but it seems that there is so much more to tell that people either won't hear or shudder would be glad to hear. That one heart beat away thing has me in a twitch.

her church

If I am remembering the interview correctly, she doesn't have "a church". she is not a member anywhere.

By Bob Dole's physician.

"His only significant health problem is erectile dysfunction. Now watch this drive."

If I found her endearing, I'd say she was Ralph Wiggum.

Have you seen Amych's Flickr set?

Really? I need to go back and get references. She stood on the dais and endorsed a witch hunting pastor who then prayed over her and extolled God to protect her from the witches in politics.

Somehow, not being a member doesn't make it any better...in some ways worse.

God, how much do I want to go to Eastern Standard and drink nummy classic cocktails.

I approve of this plan.

If I found her endearing, I'd say she was Ralph Wiggum.

Water. Coming out of my nose.

If I found her endearing, I'd say she was Ralph Wiggum.

Have you seen Amych's Flickr set?

Oh, yes! It's just that, the more she talks, the more she doesn't *need* the Ralph-isms on those pictures; her own quotes work just fine.