Jayne (Husband): Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature. Mal (Wife): How can you say that? How can you shame me in front of new people? Jayne (Husband): If I could make you purtier, I would. Mal (Wife): You are not the man I met a year ago.

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Natter 61*  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Oct 02, 2008 8:19:38 am PDT #1879 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I *so* want to LOLcat-ify this picture of Toke the cat, but I can't think of anything remotely funny: [link]

"Call me George!"


tommyrot - Oct 02, 2008 8:25:34 am PDT #1880 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

You could also photoshop it so you just see the cat, with nothing but stars in the background. Then the caption could be "Spacecat is prepared for docking!"


Frankenbuddha - Oct 02, 2008 8:25:49 am PDT #1881 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Radioactive scorpion venom could be used to fight brain cancer

That might explain how Capt. Murphy stayed alive so long...


amych - Oct 02, 2008 8:26:00 am PDT #1882 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

So, what's everyone having for lunch?

Thoroughly blah fast-food Chinese (chicken and green beans, rice).

Grapefruit-basil popsicle (having a Locopops on campus is both awesome and extremely dangerous.)


Daisy Jane - Oct 02, 2008 8:26:42 am PDT #1883 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

For the debate tonight. Palingo! [link]


Daisy Jane - Oct 02, 2008 8:28:13 am PDT #1884 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

So, what's everyone having for lunch?

Chicken and sausage "gumbo" with a shit ton of hotsauce, because I'm afraid I'm coming down with something.


Nora Deirdre - Oct 02, 2008 8:28:31 am PDT #1885 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

I had a burrito and then there was free food when I got back, so I had a little salad and sandwich.


Scrappy - Oct 02, 2008 8:31:31 am PDT #1886 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

I am having a Luna bar and some baby carrots. Plus Raisinets for, um, the healthy fruit aspect.


Liese S. - Oct 02, 2008 8:33:14 am PDT #1887 of 10001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Hmmm. I wasn't hungry for lunch, but I am now. I hadn't thought about what I'm having yet, although I know what I'm having for dessert, because the nice Schwan's man delivered me a pint of peanut butter passion ice cream.

Probably something lame. I'm eating all three meals alone today; the SO has a big giant sound gig, wherein he sits idly at the sound board all day at a realty conference. But it pays well. So Seabiscuit & I have a day together.


Liese S. - Oct 02, 2008 8:34:52 am PDT #1888 of 10001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

In other news, a yellowjacket has discovered my hummingbird feeder. And the hummingbirds have mostly departed, so it's just him cleaning up the sides of the feeder. It is much less fun watching it than watching hummingbirds.