Jayne: What're you gonna tell the others? Mal: About what? Jayne: About why I'm dead. Mal: Hadn't thought about it. Jayne: Make something up. Don't tell 'em what I did.

'Ariel'


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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jessica - Sep 29, 2008 7:28:16 am PDT #1245 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Mmmmmm, Olive Mountain. They may possibly have the world's best hummus.


amych - Sep 29, 2008 7:29:57 am PDT #1246 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

From the Surveys That Never Needed To Be Taken file:

Would you be interested in coming back to work on your time off to attend a staff talent show? Y/N

Note lack of a "Bwah!!" option.


tommyrot - Sep 29, 2008 7:34:59 am PDT #1247 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

They may possibly have the world's best hummus.

Yeah, it's the best I've ever had....

Oh, I forgot to impart this bit of good news: Last Friday, a clown gave me a stress ball.

The clown was working for a bank. Maybe that's the solution to the banking crisis - an army of bank clowns, spreading bright orange stress balls all across the country, like wacky Johnny Appleseeds....


sarameg - Sep 29, 2008 7:37:40 am PDT #1248 of 10001

Now that this has hit the wires, I guess it is ok to share: [link]


amych - Sep 29, 2008 7:41:24 am PDT #1249 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Aww, crap, sara.


tommyrot - Sep 29, 2008 7:42:27 am PDT #1250 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

These are cool: Vintage poison labels. It's hard to pick a favorite. Insectodeth? Sugar of Lead? Graves' Pectoral Compound?


Jesse - Sep 29, 2008 7:45:04 am PDT #1251 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Would you be interested in coming back to work on your time off to attend a staff talent show? Y/N

That totally beats the survey we got about would we want to travel more or less than an hour for our "staff outing" this year. We ended up not having one at all....


Glamcookie - Sep 29, 2008 7:45:34 am PDT #1252 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Those labels are totally cool. I want stickers of them!


Cashmere - Sep 29, 2008 7:47:19 am PDT #1253 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

How much do I love Zappos? Suffice it to say that I placed an order before 5 a.m. on Saturday morning and the UPS dude just left the shoes on my doorstep.


meara - Sep 29, 2008 7:48:48 am PDT #1254 of 10001

Wait, I don't get it, sara--it broke, so they're going to DELAY sending people to fix it? Huh?