Dawn: I think a date should be in a real fancy restaurant, then champagne at a night club with a floor show, then ballroom dancing. Joyce: Unfortunately, we're not dating in a movie from the thirties.

'Get It Done'


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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


sarameg - Sep 29, 2008 7:37:40 am PDT #1248 of 10001

Now that this has hit the wires, I guess it is ok to share: [link]


amych - Sep 29, 2008 7:41:24 am PDT #1249 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Aww, crap, sara.


tommyrot - Sep 29, 2008 7:42:27 am PDT #1250 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

These are cool: Vintage poison labels. It's hard to pick a favorite. Insectodeth? Sugar of Lead? Graves' Pectoral Compound?


Jesse - Sep 29, 2008 7:45:04 am PDT #1251 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Would you be interested in coming back to work on your time off to attend a staff talent show? Y/N

That totally beats the survey we got about would we want to travel more or less than an hour for our "staff outing" this year. We ended up not having one at all....


Glamcookie - Sep 29, 2008 7:45:34 am PDT #1252 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Those labels are totally cool. I want stickers of them!


Cashmere - Sep 29, 2008 7:47:19 am PDT #1253 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

How much do I love Zappos? Suffice it to say that I placed an order before 5 a.m. on Saturday morning and the UPS dude just left the shoes on my doorstep.


meara - Sep 29, 2008 7:48:48 am PDT #1254 of 10001

Wait, I don't get it, sara--it broke, so they're going to DELAY sending people to fix it? Huh?


tommyrot - Sep 29, 2008 7:49:33 am PDT #1255 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Wait, I don't get it, sara--it broke, so they're going to DELAY sending people to fix it? Huh?

Well, that will change their plans on how to fix it. Perhaps they'll need to take additional equipment.


tommyrot - Sep 29, 2008 7:50:37 am PDT #1256 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

This is so cute, I'm tempted to get a hamster just so I can use this: Critter Cruiser and Hamtrack

Recent research suggests the vast majority of hamsters, gerbils, mice and rats secretly dream of becoming F1 drivers. Okay, we just made that up. But it wouldn't surprise us having seen them scurrying around in the truly hilarious Critter Cruiser.

No, your eyes do not deceive you; this really is an exercise car for little furry friends. Simply pop your pet inside the integrated exercise wheel and watch in amazement as paw power propels the fabulously silly Critter Cruiser along the floor. Pets will have an absolute blast.

eta: Batman Hamster House: [link]


Theodosia - Sep 29, 2008 7:50:45 am PDT #1257 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Perhaps they'll need to take additional equipment.

I'm thinking a papercup and a very very long string?